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  1. The 1939 movie The Women is that decade's version of Sex & the City.
  2. I like my coffee.
  3. I wasn't very productive at work today. On the plus side, my research won't lead to a cure for cancer. Or anything useful, really.
  4. And yes, I know it was based on Hearst.
  5. In all seriousness, for better and for worse, I think Michael Jackson was a real-life Citizen Kane.
  6. No man is an island entire, of itself. Therefore, never send to know for whom the twitter death joke tolls; it tolls for thee.
  7. Can anyone recommend a product for cleaning a death shroud?
  8. Why are all the Chicago tweeters changing their login shell?
  9. Coroner has ruled out foul play and overdose. Apparently his death can only be blamed on the boogie.
  10. Wife was tired of using the rug to cover the red stain on the carpet. Now we're using the rug to cover the one clean spot.
  11. When my sarcasm isn't conveyed in my emails, I sure look like a jerk.
  12. "Why did he wear one glove? Why did you want the red jacket? Why did he become a girl?" This family conversation is not going well.
  13. You'd be surprised how much of science is done by putting two pieces of paper together and holding them up to the light.
  14. I woke up at 5:30 this morning to be first in line to sign my kids up for swimming lessons. I swear I was once cool.
  15. And tonight, millions of 30- and 40-somethings will turn to their channel guide to find out where MTV is.
  16. "I just read on the Internet that Jeff Goldblum died, too." "Honey, now @Mike_FTW is just fucking with you."
  17. Guys, this could just be a publicity stunt. Slashdot hasn't reported it yet. Don't believe it until Slashdot calls it.
  18. New York Times has Michael's death lined up next to Supreme Court's ruling on strip searching Middle School students.
  19. Tomorrow in a somber coronation ceremony, Prince will take over the title of King of Pop.
  20. I'm going to light my hair on fire in his honor.