kayhan
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Ex-Lax: the pill that launched a thousand shits.
10:44 AM Nov 23rd
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.@ I can't reply by DM because you don't follow (rude much?), but I have some thoughts on health care bill. Start a Google wave?
10:02 AM Nov 23rd
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Before I can vacuum, I have to "pre-vacuum". If you saw it, you would call it "indoor raking."
10:30 AM Nov 22nd
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There really are two types of medicine: (1) Evidence-based medicine and (2) I don't care if my kids die a horrible death medicine.
7:07 AM Nov 20th
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ALL YOUR HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE ORBITS ARE BELONG TO US!
6:52 PM Nov 18th
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@ Thanks, but I had a sniff of Cachaca, which was enough to make me unfit to drive.
6:32 PM Nov 18th
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If a baby falls from the second story and you catch it, do you think the hilarity of spiking it in celebration would outweigh the drawbacks?
4:39 PM Nov 18th
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My doctor mailed me my cholesterol report. It also had a note from him, but I can't read it because I spilled Cheez Whiz on it.
4:23 PM Nov 17th
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C is such a powerful language it lets you shoot yourself in the dick, over and over again without ever complaining.
10:57 AM Nov 17th
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Me: I feel nauseous.
Wife, the RN: You feel like you're making us sick? Or do you feel nauseated?
Me: I feel like throwing my phone at you.
4:05 PM Nov 15th
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Working on proposal to get 1000 Hubble orbits while at a birthday party my son is attending. Pretty sure Edwin Hubble didn't work this way.
2:14 PM Nov 15th
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Wife just asked me if I wanted to take my daughter with me to pick up beer from the office.
Where do you think I'm failing the worst?
1:20 PM Nov 14th
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@ Astaire. Does anyone pick Kelly?
8:15 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to hwinker
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This email thread will be featured on "When Nerds Attack."
12:41 PM Nov 12th
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Like Cortez burning his ships upon arriving in the New World, I am slamming down two double espressos at 10:30 to get this draft finished.
7:34 PM Nov 11th
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At what point are they going to make a movie that is a parody of the parody genre?
7:24 PM Nov 11th
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There is a lot of solidarity at the supermarket in the cheap end of the wine aisle.
4:36 PM Nov 11th
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I have retweeted once in my life and now I'm a retweet beta tester.
Man, I am going to retweet the shit out of something today.
6:31 PM Nov 10th
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Wife on Steroids Update: Displeased by neighbor's "puny" doberman, she jogged to nearby farm to bench press the hogs instead.
7:20 PM Nov 9th
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Steroid Wife Update: Baked six apple pies. Found them unsatisfactory. Now hurling them at the guy with the big wart on his face.
5:42 PM Nov 9th
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- Name kayhan
- Location Local Group, MI
- Bio Father of two, husband, astrophysicist to the stars, more than a little fictionalized.
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