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  1. Mistress says Tiger was insecure about his small calves. Sure that's the least of his worries now. 12:18 PM Dec 3rd from web
  2. RT @diablocody: Dear 19-year-olds: You didn't discover "Don't Stop Believin'" Love, The Past 12:16 PM Dec 3rd from web
  3. @lwooddell It's a rec w/ a warning. It's def a compelling/entertaining read, but very overwrought. 9:02 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to lwooddell
  4. Pat Conroy's South of Broad: reminiscent of Dickens, V.C Andrews and Sweet Valley High 8:55 AM Dec 3rd from web
  5. Finished A Gate at the Stairs-liked it, though sometimes the stand-up routine go exhausting. Moore's quirk better suited to short form? 8:54 AM Dec 3rd from web
  6. Judd Apatow has really changed comedy. I like it. 10:43 PM Dec 2nd from web
  7. I want to teach my daughter and her friends John Denver's "Please Daddy Don't Get Drunk this Christmas I Don't Want to See Mama Cry." 8:26 PM Dec 1st from web
  8. I just stopped mid-Facebook-update because I thought to myself, "Wait, I'm worried people won't get that. 8:57 PM Nov 30th from web
  9. Ants just took over my life. It was like a bad acid trip. 12:55 PM Nov 30th from web
  10. Heading to a beach house on the North Shore--so much better than Wallmart, I think. 9:15 AM Nov 27th from web
  11. I found biodegradable trashbagshttp://www.thegreengenius.com/products/trashbags.php 9:13 AM Nov 27th from web
  12. kauihemmings RT @newsweek @JasonReitman: The Grown-Up's Director http://bit.ly/71eLqJ 4:47 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. Things I'm thankful for and things I'm not thankful for http://partywithaninfant.blogspot.com/2009/11/im-thankful-for-poi.html 10:15 AM Nov 25th from web
  14. “What our forefathers with so much difficulty secured, do not basely relinquish” or "Hold on to that turkey leg and do not let go, bitches" 9:25 AM Nov 25th from web
  15. I love when I'm reading a book & have to keep flipping to author's photo as if to say, "How the hell did you come up with that?" 9:58 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. RT @MaudNewton: Mary Gaitskill imagines Ashley Dupré's letters to Silda Spitzer, and an intergalactic nail salon: http://bit.ly/7OjH8G 9:50 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. RT @Danchaon: Interesting discussion going on here about National Book Award history. http://bit.ly/5X2hXH. (via @APublicSpace) 9:49 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. On my wish list the new book: Ad Hoc at Home 9:46 AM Nov 23rd from web
  19. I feel so rebellious when I cut food with scissors. 8:18 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. I'm eager to never get my hands on Going Rogue, written by the syntax killer of Wasilla 10:18 AM Nov 20th from web