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They're discussing Christianity on MPR. Borr-ring!
about 23 hours ago
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RT @ If we can give Bush 1.8 Tril. in taxcuts (& a $,$$$,$$$,$$$ war) w/o a pause, I think we can give Obama a little dab of .
about 23 hours ago
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The guy was from Galveston, TX and had to be Mpls's biggest booster. So I was all, "If you like Mpls. so much, why don't you marry it?" Ooh!
8:59 AM Dec 14th
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Guy at bar last p.m. approached me & talked for 10 min, then abruptly said, "I'm not trying to hit on you; I got a life" & walked away.
8:55 AM Dec 14th
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Oops, 11 a.m. already and I seem to have slipped and left my pajamas on.
8:48 AM Dec 14th
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The shit:
8:44 AM Dec 14th
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Why has it taken me 32 1/2 years to discover the magic that is khandvi?
6:48 AM Dec 14th
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This is the last year I agree to an idiotic idea like building a gingerbread house.
6:01 PM Dec 13th
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Waiting for Nuts & Bolts to be the hip new food trend. If chefs would sous vide 'em & put 'em in Slider form, they'd hit culinary gold.
9:14 PM Dec 12th
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Luckily, I was able to run & google it. By the time I was done memorizing it, they were asleep.
7:24 PM Dec 12th
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Decided to revive the oral tradition & recite "Night Before Christmas" to my kids before bed. Got to "sugarplums" & forgot the rest.
7:23 PM Dec 12th
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I shouldn't have to pay to watch a classic like "Ghostbusters." Isn't it in the public domain by now?
7:07 PM Dec 12th
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I'm even ironic in my dreams.
9:23 AM Dec 12th
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Had a dream last night I went to Ghana & forgot my passport, & as I scanned the Harmattan-shrouded horizon I heard Toto's "Africa." No joke.
9:19 AM Dec 12th
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Bottle of 2001 Château D'Yquem Sauternes. And $200 worth of fine Belgian Trappist ale.
8:57 AM Dec 12th
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Me: "Let's go to Barrio tonight." @: "No...they turn up the music too loud right around now." He's such an elderly gentleman.
7:10 PM Dec 11th
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This is totally Sarah Palin's "Real America":
6:52 PM Dec 11th
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@ Yeah, and I joined this new site called Friendster, have you heard of it? Everyone'll be there soon, once I tell 'em about it.
6:25 PM Dec 11th
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Ha ha, I'm on google wave! Oh, you are too? All of you? Damn it. What about you, in the corner? You're in on this too? Shit. I am so uncool.
6:14 PM Dec 11th
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St. Paul, why can't you be more like your brother, Minneapolis? Except the tearing-down-historic architecture aspect.
6:07 PM Dec 11th
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- Name Kat Vapid
- Location I-Mni-Za-Ska Dan, Minnesota
- Web http://katvapid.b...
- Bio I like to consider myself a mom. I’m an ex-chef. I write unenviable fiction. My favorite disease is shingles. I’m an aspiring alcoholic. I voted for Obama.
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