katiesavage
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Actually, "Get over yourself - you're a barmaid," is not a valid argument in support of slapping my ass.
about 7 hours ago
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Since I'm feeling down on London, it doesn't help that the local convenience store owner spontaneously offered me his own opinion on it.
6:54 AM Nov 11th
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In London on Halloween, stick to the basics. They don't get humour. They only get 'dead'.
5:45 PM Nov 1st
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I think I have a little insight on what the plague was like. Wish me well.
12:52 PM Oct 26th
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English pub dwellers use the C-word a lot, and after prepping hundreds of jagerbombs for big money big shots in The City, I see why.
7:11 AM Oct 17th
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Does £20 count as a tip if it came from the pocket of an angry Russian billionaire who thinks it's cool to 'slum' in English boozers? Sure.
4:47 PM Oct 15th
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Hockey violence is to Canada what drinking binges are to London.
2:36 AM Oct 12th
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Just enjoyed Canadian Thanksgiving in London, and actually made myself sick eating maple syrup roasted pecans and pumpkin pie.
4:41 PM Oct 11th
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'Sell the story,' insisted a friend tonight when I told him about my weird job interview with a well-known London business owner. 'Sell it!'
6:44 PM Oct 10th
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When playing Scrabble with a Brit, it's best to decide on Canadian spelling first.
8:24 AM Oct 10th
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'Oh, this place is really bad for ghosts,' said a regular. 'You know the pub's built on a 'plague pit', right?'
5:34 PM Oct 8th
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Last night at the bar: blood, sweat and tears. Only the sweat and blood were mine.
7:19 AM Oct 7th
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Flat hunting fr three people is this contestant's next challenge in London. For cheap!
3:07 AM Oct 5th
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The neighbours are screeching at each other again. I'm thinking it's time the parents kick their 40-something children out. Solved.
5:26 AM Oct 4th
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@ Oh, I'm fine. But that sorta thing tops a sub-category of the 'Shitty Things to do to People' list, right before actually criming.
3:54 AM Oct 4th
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in reply to LaBobby
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An idea for the 2 huge men who just jumped at me on my way home to scare me, and then laughed: Why don't you beat each other up?
6:46 PM Oct 1st
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@ Hey thanks! I might need it. This is my eighth experimental job in London. I feel a column coming on...
1:52 AM Oct 1st
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in reply to BeautifulWreck2
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English pub job – Day 2: The regulars are already demanding their "usual", and shamrocks in their Guinness.
12:30 PM Sep 30th
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Voice recognition systems in the UK don't 'get' my Canadian accent. I try faking one, but my accents crap and it sooooo doesn't work.
1:16 AM Sep 30th
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Wish me luck this morning. I'm getting ready to try out for another job!
12:07 AM Sep 29th
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- Name katiesavage
- Location London (and Montreal)
- Web http://www.yousil...
- Bio I write about travel, dating and other mistakes.
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