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  1. Actually, "Get over yourself - you're a barmaid," is not a valid argument in support of slapping my ass.
  2. Since I'm feeling down on London, it doesn't help that the local convenience store owner spontaneously offered me his own opinion on it.
  3. In London on Halloween, stick to the basics. They don't get humour. They only get 'dead'.
  4. I think I have a little insight on what the plague was like. Wish me well.
  5. English pub dwellers use the C-word a lot, and after prepping hundreds of jagerbombs for big money big shots in The City, I see why.
  6. Does £20 count as a tip if it came from the pocket of an angry Russian billionaire who thinks it's cool to 'slum' in English boozers? Sure.
  7. Hockey violence is to Canada what drinking binges are to London.
  8. Just enjoyed Canadian Thanksgiving in London, and actually made myself sick eating maple syrup roasted pecans and pumpkin pie.
  9. 'Sell the story,' insisted a friend tonight when I told him about my weird job interview with a well-known London business owner. 'Sell it!'
  10. When playing Scrabble with a Brit, it's best to decide on Canadian spelling first.
  11. 'Oh, this place is really bad for ghosts,' said a regular. 'You know the pub's built on a 'plague pit', right?'
  12. Last night at the bar: blood, sweat and tears. Only the sweat and blood were mine.
  13. Flat hunting fr three people is this contestant's next challenge in London. For cheap!
  14. The neighbours are screeching at each other again. I'm thinking it's time the parents kick their 40-something children out. Solved.
  15. @LaBobby Oh, I'm fine. But that sorta thing tops a sub-category of the 'Shitty Things to do to People' list, right before actually criming.
  16. An idea for the 2 huge men who just jumped at me on my way home to scare me, and then laughed: Why don't you beat each other up?
  17. @BeautifulWreck2 Hey thanks! I might need it. This is my eighth experimental job in London. I feel a column coming on...
  18. English pub job – Day 2: The regulars are already demanding their "usual", and shamrocks in their Guinness.
  19. Voice recognition systems in the UK don't 'get' my Canadian accent. I try faking one, but my accents crap and it sooooo doesn't work.
  20. Wish me luck this morning. I'm getting ready to try out for another job!