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  1. In Canada for 6 days and I've eaten 2 lobsters, a hunk of moose, cheese curds, smoked meat and lots of maple syrup. I heart Canada.
  2. When I showed my seal skin purse to the bartender, she told me where to go to eat the most delicious seal in Montreal. Ca c'est la vie.
  3. Coffee is better in Montreal. Especially with snow and wind outside, and warm socks in the morning.
  4. @GorillaSushi They're the sign of a weak mind. I've been in London for 9 months now, and they can keep their pants.
  5. Once we shoveled clear a parking space, it sure was good to arrive home in Montreal. Snow, more friends and another toast, shall we?
  6. A bus driver let me ride free cuz my pass was faulty, so I gave him a cookie. Now, he says, the W3 is always free. A lie, but a nice one.
  7. Would rather stay in by the fire with a cup of hot chocolate, you know, like, if that was at all an option.
  8. Weird thing about handing out free samples: People are more likely to take some if you don't tell them what it is. Oh humanity.
  9. Sure the lead singer of The Night Marchers is a douchebag, but making the audience watch him eat a banana instead of an encore? Hilarious.
  10. I got a 1% tip today, on a £300 tab a guy paid for with a corporate expense account. That'd get you banned in Canada, thanked in England.
  11. By entering my house, mouse, you've declared war.
  12. It's fun to be on guest lists and see old friends touring London. Can that happen more please?
  13. One week until we move out of this nice, but unfortunately located flat in London, and right on time, too. Last night, a mouse moved in.
  14. Getting ready for Canada again, and realizing I've been in London for 9 months, not 6. No wonder I need a break!
  15. After 6 pints, anyone can be a wiener.
  16. You know that thing you wish you'd said to that jerk? Last night, I said it. And wow, did it feel good.
  17. Actually, "Get over yourself - you're a barmaid," is not a valid argument in support of slapping my ass.
  18. Since I'm feeling down on London, it doesn't help that the local convenience store owner spontaneously offered me his own opinion on it.
  19. In London on Halloween, stick to the basics. They don't get humour. They only get 'dead'.
  20. I think I have a little insight on what the plague was like. Wish me well.