katiekeen
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I will hijack your "Sunny" Christmas DVD party and make it a Hanukkah party.
6:09 PM Dec 14th
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on a wintry mix morning, the bus is silent, every rider lost in thought: "how will I dry my pants when I get to work?"
5:50 AM Dec 9th
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also had an affair with Tiger Woods.
9:43 AM Dec 7th
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snow, m&ms, and a nearly unpacked kitchen.
5:39 PM Dec 5th
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hee hee. RT @: Q: Why did the cupcake major in hotel and restaurant management?
A: It wanted to be a Hostess.
10:00 AM Dec 3rd
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will name all of my children Thurston.
8:25 PM Nov 22nd
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wants to sip Antarctic Shackleton scotch.
4:41 PM Nov 16th
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Pretty sure I just watched Charles Barkley debate Tina Fey/Sarah Palin hotness. What this has to do with Heat/Cavs, I'm not sure.
5:45 PM Nov 12th
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@ either never gets sick, is actually 5 people, or weighs at least 300 lbs. To me, this is one of twitter's great mysteries.
2:43 PM Nov 11th
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@ I love "Now More than Ever." Only thing slept-on is my hair because I'm too busy listening to it in heavy rotation.
8:46 AM Nov 6th
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in reply to ryansgoldman
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doesn't like the Yankees to win, not even in Nintendo games. Pedro, you know me too well.
5:28 PM Nov 3rd
from web
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wants to dress as Liz Lemon for Halloween, but I'm not sure anyone will believe I'm in costume.
8:16 AM Oct 29th
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Take some crap from me. C'mon, it wouldn't be the first time.
6:09 AM Oct 25th
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is wondering if it's bad form to post cafeteria food reviews to workplace Intranet.
12:15 PM Oct 23rd
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"Special Weather Statement?" Oh really, weather.com? You bet your bippy it's special.
4:11 PM Oct 18th
from web
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Dating profiles should have Yelp reviews: "Cuter than in photos, but he disappeared after 2nd date. Good luck."
10:47 PM Oct 17th
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Balloon kid went from charming fairy tale to horrible tragedy to every kid who ever got yelled at. My inner narrator is exhausted.
7:20 PM Oct 15th
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has discovered El Dorado, and it's a fish taco in Brookline.
1:09 PM Oct 12th
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Just realized that my TV has been on the same channel for the past three nights. I <3 .
7:01 PM Oct 8th
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Should I care if newspapers are dying if they can't even catch typos on their websites?
7:55 AM Oct 8th
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