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  1. I'm thinking that if I start drinking now, the chances of killing a family member tomorrow may go down. 12:44 PM Nov 25th from web
  2. I'm gonna go get a good drunk started, maybe I will insult some more people later. 2:41 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. One would think that comedians might have some sense of humor. 2:27 PM Nov 19th from web
  4. I apparently pissed someone off. and seem to have gained some followers. All because of a drunk tweet . Wow, people are easily offended. 2:20 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. @michaelianblack Really Dude? An ebay commercial by the pool? I night have to unfollow. 4:08 PM Nov 17th from txt
  6. RT @Yidago: My life coach just fucked me in the ass with a giant, mutated cashew. Ha! You fuckers didn't see that one coming, did ya'? 1:56 PM Nov 17th from web
  7. @thedayhascome Sending Good Vibes and Lots of Love your way! 1:32 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to thedayhascome
  8. RT @pagecrusher: Many hands make shite work. 1:29 PM Nov 17th from web
  9. what a banner day! my first Britney bot, and I am chosen for the beta group for a retweet button. I feel so special... 12:18 PM Nov 17th from web
  10. @londes I have that problem too. 9:52 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to instant_oatmeal
  11. @FormerPolice so it appears you made it through... I was beginning to worry that I might have to find someone else who won't shoot me 8:09 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to FormerPolice
  12. Priceless. RT @stephenfry Possibly the best newspaper headline and subheading. Evah. http://pic.gd/e98737 7:16 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. Did all this working today and now I feel tweet deprived 3:39 PM Nov 16th from txt
  14. what do these people think? It's like they expect me to do work at this job. 12:07 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. what this morning needs is a little irish coffee. 7:24 AM Nov 16th from web
  16. Ah, mimosas... 6:03 PM Nov 15th from txt
  17. One thing about getting drunk in Texas. It is NEVER boring. 10:33 PM Nov 13th from txt
  18. Why do the douchebags always choose to sit next to me at the bar? I really thought I had the "fuck off" aura down pat. 3:53 PM Nov 13th from txt
  19. @FormerPolice Hope your surgery goes well, the world needs assholes like you. 2:50 PM Nov 13th from txt
  20. Aahhh, it's been a great week with all of you, see you again Monday unless I strt drunk tweeting in a half hour or so. so, see you .5 hrs? 2:13 PM Nov 13th from web