Kathy_L
- My night has become like many celebrities these days. Late.about 19 hours ago from web
- Flight attendant says a lapchild will get a small life vest in a water landing. Note to self: Start referring to Macbook as "lapchild."11:18 AM Jul 19th from TwitterFon
- My night resembles a dismayed cheerleader after prom. Late.10:43 PM Jul 18th from web
- Dear diet and exercise bots, spam is not a diet food. Why do you send it?5:50 PM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- Number of robin carcasses seen while mowing: 1. If you check your Carcass Viewing Guide, that's more than enough.2:17 PM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- Ode to Walnut Trees: I motherflippin' hate you! Amen.1:30 PM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- Just stepped on the scale. It said, "Err." I think there's something it doesn't want to tell me.11:34 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- Judging by the mess I just cleaned up in the kitchen, my floor gets as caffeinated as I do in the morning.9:51 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- Was holding hands with a clown. It felt funny.9:10 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- There was so much cock in my Twitter stream just now, I nearly had to get a room with it.8:31 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- I believe in the Cronk. I am a Cronkite.7:44 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- Hey, if anyone is looking for their stupid, I have it.7:34 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- In my mind I'm cleaning my house, so if anyone comes over, you have to stay in my head with the imaginary friends.7:12 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- Dammit, Saturday morning, I told you you could only come if you brought espresso. And booze.5:47 AM Jul 18th from TwitterFon
- It occurs to me that the Miracle Bra people may not actually know the meaning of the word "miracle."4:18 PM Jul 17th from TwitterFon
- The house was pretty well knocked up after the #wienermobile penetrated it.3:14 PM Jul 17th from web
- Changing my iPhone email signature to: Sent from…who are we kidding …suck it!2:41 PM Jul 17th from web
- Brings new meaning to the question "So, can I crash at your place tonight?" #wienermobile2:27 PM Jul 17th from web
- Changing my iPhone email signature to: Sent from Steve Jobs’ lavishly decorated technology prison2:07 PM Jul 17th from web
- All of these cheesy underscore tracks sound like they belong in TV movies starring Peter Scolari and Valerie Bertinelli.2:04 PM Jul 17th from web
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- Name Kathy Landin
- Location inside your mind
- Web http://www.kathys...
- Bio About myself? Yes, I am all about myself.
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