katesaid
- I've had a phobia of dentists for many years. The phobia of dental receptionists, only for a few days... 4:39 AM Nov 5th from web
- Ready for the off-again-on-again NYC trip... and trying to figure out if it would be bad form to go sit on Jon Stewart's lap during taping.5:24 AM Sep 24th from web
- I almost wish I meant it when I say I'd leave the kids with a stranger and/or pedophile, because then I could still go to NYC tomorrow.1:09 PM Sep 23rd from web
- Having not inflicted bodily harm or death upon anyone at the RMV, I actually was offered a lollipop. A reward for near-superhuman effort.5:06 PM Sep 15th from web
- Officially unable to fit into non-maternity pants today. This calls for a nap, I think. To properly contemplate the implications.5:17 AM Sep 10th from web
- No wonder I abandoned Twitter for so long; my last post hapened the day after I was laid off. Bad ju-ju. Ready to try again?6:08 AM Aug 7th from web
- Unemployment bites. Layoffs suck. Self-pity blows. Feeling SO bright and cheerful on the Morning After.8:12 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
- Wondering at what point in a 3-week span you are considered a bad parent: thus far we've had scratched cornea and broken elbow. Soon, I bet.7:48 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
- Making bread and knitting and generally out-Martha'ing Martha.8:52 AM Nov 8th, 2008 from web
- @ Seriously, if I *had* to get a dog, it would be a greyhound. Which is saying a lot, because I would rather get a lobotomy.5:52 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web in reply to FairlyOddMother
- @ My mother has had 2 greyhounds and loves them. They're like furniture.1:41 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from web in reply to FairlyOddMother
- Wondering whether I will begin answering my home phone again after election mania fades.12:44 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
- @ Dear Beloved, Please do not die tonight. I do not want awkward questions about life insurance while intoxicated.12:42 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web in reply to emsuydam
- @ They *ever* made PB Snickers? Where was I??12:41 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web in reply to momslant
- @ She cancelled for a Very Gross Reason. A health-related thing. She told us alllll about it. I won't tell you. You're welcome.6:33 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to emsuydam
- @ And I greatly appreciate any and all vibes that alter her travel plans.6:33 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to marimbachica
- Grateful that Willem's mother is not visiting this weekend. Now to decide what to do instead...6:03 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web
- @ I'd bring one over if I could.7:55 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from web in reply to marimbachica
- @ No... but only because I'm pretty straightforward with the kids: "Of COURSE I'm going to take some of your candy!"7:55 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from web in reply to FairlyOddMother
- @ Happy birthday, little girl! And happy anniversary of motherhood, to you!4:28 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from web in reply to MrsILLBILL
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