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  1. I've had a phobia of dentists for many years. The phobia of dental receptionists, only for a few days... http://wp.me/p5YOI-Fk 4:39 AM Nov 5th from web
  2. Ready for the off-again-on-again NYC trip... and trying to figure out if it would be bad form to go sit on Jon Stewart's lap during taping. 5:24 AM Sep 24th from web
  3. I almost wish I meant it when I say I'd leave the kids with a stranger and/or pedophile, because then I could still go to NYC tomorrow. 1:09 PM Sep 23rd from web
  4. Having not inflicted bodily harm or death upon anyone at the RMV, I actually was offered a lollipop. A reward for near-superhuman effort. 5:06 PM Sep 15th from web
  5. Officially unable to fit into non-maternity pants today. This calls for a nap, I think. To properly contemplate the implications. 5:17 AM Sep 10th from web
  6. No wonder I abandoned Twitter for so long; my last post hapened the day after I was laid off. Bad ju-ju. Ready to try again? 6:08 AM Aug 7th from web
  7. Unemployment bites. Layoffs suck. Self-pity blows. Feeling SO bright and cheerful on the Morning After. 8:12 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
  8. Wondering at what point in a 3-week span you are considered a bad parent: thus far we've had scratched cornea and broken elbow. Soon, I bet. 7:48 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
  9. Making bread and knitting and generally out-Martha'ing Martha. 8:52 AM Nov 8th, 2008 from web
  10. @FairlyOddMother Seriously, if I *had* to get a dog, it would be a greyhound. Which is saying a lot, because I would rather get a lobotomy. 5:52 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web in reply to FairlyOddMother
  11. @FairlyOddMother My mother has had 2 greyhounds and loves them. They're like furniture. 1:41 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from web in reply to FairlyOddMother
  12. Wondering whether I will begin answering my home phone again after election mania fades. 12:44 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
  13. @wordnerd Dear Beloved, Please do not die tonight. I do not want awkward questions about life insurance while intoxicated. 12:42 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web in reply to emsuydam
  14. @mothergoosemous They *ever* made PB Snickers? Where was I?? 12:41 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web in reply to momslant
  15. @wordnerd She cancelled for a Very Gross Reason. A health-related thing. She told us alllll about it. I won't tell you. You're welcome. 6:33 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to emsuydam
  16. @marimbachica And I greatly appreciate any and all vibes that alter her travel plans. 6:33 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to marimbachica
  17. Grateful that Willem's mother is not visiting this weekend. Now to decide what to do instead... 6:03 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web
  18. @marimbachica I'd bring one over if I could. 7:55 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from web in reply to marimbachica
  19. @FairlyOddMother No... but only because I'm pretty straightforward with the kids: "Of COURSE I'm going to take some of your candy!" 7:55 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from web in reply to FairlyOddMother
  20. @Mrs_B Happy birthday, little girl! And happy anniversary of motherhood, to you! 4:28 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from web in reply to MrsILLBILL