katefeetie
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In Paris for the weekend. I have a cold so I'm snotty and miserable and smell weird and get mistaken for a local.
2:06 PM Nov 20th
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When everyone else was into WWJD, I started the equally motivating EAJP: Even Angelina Jolie Poops.
2:12 PM Nov 18th
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Thanks to this cold, I get to use the powers of my imagination to find some other way to breathe besides boring old "with my lungs".
11:46 AM Nov 18th
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If this cough were any less productive, it would probably get its own Twitter account.
9:18 AM Nov 17th
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Every time you take the elevator down from the second floor, God kills a really fucking lazy kitten.
2:57 PM Nov 16th
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Intercom: "This bus is being held here briefly in order to help regulate the service."
Me: "Has it not tried Activia?"
11:59 AM Nov 16th
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Prague was wonderful, except for the part where not one single person told me "you betta Czech yo'self before you wreck yo'self". Come on.
11:46 AM Nov 16th
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Not at all prunk in Drague.
5:21 PM Nov 13th
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Damnit, Prague! Years of oppression under communist rule is no excuse for seeds in my grapes!
11:37 AM Nov 13th
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Spending the weekend on Prague. At least I think so. I'll have to Czech.
THREE WHOLE DAYS OF THESE JOKES, PEOPLE. THREE WHOLE DAYS.
5:45 AM Nov 12th
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Prof: "What did you think of John Braine's novel?"
Me: "I think John Braine would be a rad zombie name."
P: "Great contribution, Katie."
1:01 PM Nov 10th
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@ Just saw you at the National Theatre! Thanks for signing my book. I was the nervous, awkward American girl. No, the other one.
11:52 AM Nov 9th
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"Work" is a strong word. I prefer to call what I do "spending 8 hours a day being outsmarted by office supplies".
5:10 AM Nov 5th
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Maine continues to take drastic steps to deny its same-sex feelings for New Hampshire.
Shh, shh, Maine. Just let it happen.
10:44 AM Nov 4th
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I am eating a food whose name contains the three most beautiful words in the English language: steak & ale pie.
10:36 AM Nov 4th
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I'm ecstatic to be on so many "funny" and "doable" Twitter lists, but you're close to breaking my cardinal rule: no laughing while doing me
7:34 AM Nov 3rd
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@ One of many reasons I killed Bambi's mom. I mean they. They killed Bambi's delicious mom.
7:24 AM Nov 3rd
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in reply to FanEffingTastic
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Living on your own is essentially a series of experiments in ways to use up the rest of the milk before it expires.
3:13 PM Nov 2nd
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Fine. I finally bought Birdhouse. But it's only because I don't want to have tweets that end without a point or a joke. Like this one.
12:52 PM Nov 2nd
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Dozens of itchy bites from bed bugs in the hostel in Belgium last weekend. On the bright side, I can pass it off as Belgian super-herpes.
12:37 PM Nov 2nd
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- Name Katie Rose
- Location Cornfield, Midwest
- Web http://katefeetie...
- Bio You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.
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