katefeetie
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Not at all prunk in Drague.
5:21 PM Nov 13th
from Tweetie
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Damnit, Prague! Years of oppression under communist rule is no excuse for seeds in my grapes!
11:37 AM Nov 13th
from Tweetie
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Spending the weekend on Prague. At least I think so. I'll have to Czech.
THREE WHOLE DAYS OF THESE JOKES, PEOPLE. THREE WHOLE DAYS.
5:45 AM Nov 12th
from Birdhouse
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Prof: "What did you think of John Braine's novel?"
Me: "I think John Braine would be a rad zombie name."
P: "Great contribution, Katie."
1:01 PM Nov 10th
from Tweetie
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@ Just saw you at the National Theatre! Thanks for signing my book. I was the nervous, awkward American girl. No, the other one.
11:52 AM Nov 9th
from web
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"Work" is a strong word. I prefer to call what I do "spending 8 hours a day being outsmarted by office supplies".
5:10 AM Nov 5th
from Tweetie
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Maine continues to take drastic steps to deny its same-sex feelings for New Hampshire.
Shh, shh, Maine. Just let it happen.
10:44 AM Nov 4th
from Tweetie
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I am eating a food whose name contains the three most beautiful words in the English language: steak & ale pie.
10:36 AM Nov 4th
from Tweetie
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I'm ecstatic to be on so many "funny" and "doable" Twitter lists, but you're close to breaking my cardinal rule: no laughing while doing me
7:34 AM Nov 3rd
from Tweetie
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@ One of many reasons I killed Bambi's mom. I mean they. They killed Bambi's delicious mom.
7:24 AM Nov 3rd
from Tweetie
in reply to FanEffingTastic
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Living on your own is essentially a series of experiments in ways to use up the rest of the milk before it expires.
3:13 PM Nov 2nd
from Tweetie
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Fine. I finally bought Birdhouse. But it's only because I don't want to have tweets that end without a point or a joke. Like this one.
12:52 PM Nov 2nd
from Tweetie
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Dozens of itchy bites from bed bugs in the hostel in Belgium last weekend. On the bright side, I can pass it off as Belgian super-herpes.
12:37 PM Nov 2nd
from Tweetie
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I threw out my costume of an iPhone battery dying at the start of a family vacation. Some things are too terrifying even for Halloween.
9:39 AM Oct 31st
from Tweetie
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"No, you cannot buy a Belgian puppy while we're here. It'll just get invaded by a German puppy anyway. Let's go."
5:43 AM Oct 31st
from Tweetie
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No YOU'RE in Belgium drunk on cherry beers. Wait, are you? OMG, me too!
2:01 PM Oct 30th
from Tweetie
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I was going to tweet a poop joke, but then I realized it was crap.
10:01 AM Oct 29th
from Tweetie
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@ Whoops, looks like you got some handsome on your avatar. No, right there. Other side. Juuust missed it. OK, you got it.
9:26 AM Oct 29th
from web
in reply to luckyshirt
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The most beautiful sentence I have ever read. RT @: In a roundabout way, having a vagina IS a form of erectile dysfunction.
4:13 AM Oct 29th
from web
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Look, there's a clear line between "stalking you" and "obsessively checking your Twitter page". Now, would you please open your blinds.
4:02 AM Oct 29th
from web
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- Name Katie Rose
- Location Cornfield, Midwest
- Web http://katefeetie...
- Bio You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.
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