katcan
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Made plans to attend THE sale to buy more clothes I can't wear.
10:28 PM Jul 8th
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@ I just clogged an artery looking at that.
6:53 PM Jun 21st
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Please tell me how it is an "accident" to get hit by a train as a pedestrian.
5:20 PM Jun 21st
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me to SO: don't feed the baby so fast. SO to me: oh, he's fine. a mere 45 seconds later, projectile vomit of chicken/carrots ensues
6:33 PM Jul 13th, 2008
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Wondering what is so funny about "funny cars".
9:44 AM Jul 13th, 2008
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just found a random $42 in my purse that was hiding in an envelope from christmas 2006. at least delayed organization has its benefits.
2:09 PM Jul 10th, 2008
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in a late tribute to carlin, 7 words that shouldn't be in email: viagra, organ, member, penisole, cum, cialix OR cializ.
9:49 PM Jul 6th, 2008
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it's dragged people, not drug
12:47 PM Jul 5th, 2008
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Feeling guilty re: shoes bought today.They could feed a sub-Saharan country.Sally Struthers is going to kick my ass, then I'm going to hell.
11:26 PM Jun 30th, 2008
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@ don't know about the drops, but she uemura is the way to go for mascara
2:52 PM Jun 30th, 2008
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threatening husband: if he wusses out and buys the portable AC unit, then i'm buying the gucci shoes i covet, dammit.
8:04 PM Jun 29th, 2008
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@ totally when you pick them up...b/c what if they're not there when you go get 'em? first tip wouldn't be so desereved now, would it?
11:47 AM Jun 29th, 2008
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Old Country Buffet should host Warren Buffett's $2.1 million power lunch. Billionaire Buffet. Best marketing opportunity ever for them.
9:13 PM Jun 28th, 2008
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you know you're older than you think you are when you no longer recognize stars in public service announcements
7:45 PM Jun 28th, 2008
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i hope michael phelps gets rid of that silly handlebar mustache before beijing...it's the freekin' olympics, not sturgis.
6:59 PM Jun 28th, 2008
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the 30 inches between me and my TV at work seems like a vast ocean when my remote won't cooperate
6:26 PM Jun 28th, 2008
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it's so hot out that i just saw birds panting like vito spatafore
6:08 PM Jun 28th, 2008
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cable news better hope there's NEVER a handgun ban.it'd run outta "angry husband shoots wife for insurance cash" mysteries to run on weekend
11:11 AM Jun 28th, 2008
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sending sis-in-law to manolo blahnik boutique sale on my behalf...now i just need somewhere other than thriftway or water tots to wear them
10:48 AM Jun 28th, 2008
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had nearly uncontrollable urge to re all to billg's email: "and let the e-fellating begin!" but thought better of it. steveb proved my point
2:27 PM Jun 27th, 2008
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- Name katcan
- Location tehran
- Bio new member of mommy mafia hanging onto former life one cocktail at a time
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