katcan
why do they bother selling sweet pickles in small jars? you can only fit about 5 in little jars, and they are soooo good.
| drinking a blue cup with jimray...sing along now everyone...in my mind i'm goin' to carolina... |
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| burning odor at work worse.wish security would do more than say:yeah, it's a fan belt. thanks guys. can you FIX it? must we wait for flames? |
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| considering calling the donate-a-car place on behalf of our festy neighbors across the street junking up the 'hood with their in-op hoopty |
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| drinking a good red...i just hope i can remember the name of it or at least what the bottle looks like so it can be a future purchase |
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| wishing syesha would get voted off american idol so i don't have to hear about her rack any more |
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| why is it that although my child wears a bib, he still ends up covered in food after a meal? |
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| so it's not fine dining, but sometimes good red wine and potstickers from costco can really hit the spot. |
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| anticipating with glee the use of a pressure washer for the first time! just wish it could be used indoors, too. |
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| i wish one of rachel ray's guests would pick up a skewer and shove it in her eyeball. maybe that'd shut her up. |
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| my soap (blush) is now being shot by hand-held cameras to look "real". doesn't CBS know that women at home with a baby get enough reality? |
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| @jimray loving it that you own a loofah and make veal stock. apparently you CAN take the boy out of Carolina AND the Carolina out of the boy |
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| happiness is a hot shower after sitting at a computer working all day with your hair looking like a tribute to flock of seagulls band member |
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| when i say i wish the mother hips would fade from existence, i don't mean the 45 lbs. i still need to lose after being preggers. |
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| if i put a finger in this blender, it would render the digit shredded. so why in the name of god will it not puree this diced chicken breast |
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| you know those stress dolls you squeeze and their eyes and nose pop out? that's what my kiddo looks like when he's pooping. kinda unsettling |
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| husband labeled himself as "always helping out," so i say i'm married to A HO. |
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| excused from jury duty. will not be forced to convict defendant for forgery OR sucking 2 days of my life into black hole of justice system. |
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| ouse..how did i get so lucky?! |
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| it's earthquake drill day at the courth |
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