katcan
- Made plans to attend THE sale to buy more clothes I can't wear.10:28 PM Jul 8th from web
- @jimray I just clogged an artery looking at that.6:53 PM Jun 21st from web in reply to jimray
- Please tell me how it is an "accident" to get hit by a train as a pedestrian.5:20 PM Jun 21st from web
- me to SO: don't feed the baby so fast. SO to me: oh, he's fine. a mere 45 seconds later, projectile vomit of chicken/carrots ensues6:33 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from web
- Wondering what is so funny about "funny cars".9:44 AM Jul 13th, 2008 from web
- just found a random $42 in my purse that was hiding in an envelope from christmas 2006. at least delayed organization has its benefits.2:09 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from web
- in a late tribute to carlin, 7 words that shouldn't be in email: viagra, organ, member, penisole, cum, cialix OR cializ.9:49 PM Jul 6th, 2008 from web
- it's dragged people, not drug12:47 PM Jul 5th, 2008 from web
- Feeling guilty re: shoes bought today.They could feed a sub-Saharan country.Sally Struthers is going to kick my ass, then I'm going to hell.11:26 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from web
- @jimray don't know about the drops, but she uemura is the way to go for mascara2:52 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from web in reply to jimray
- threatening husband: if he wusses out and buys the portable AC unit, then i'm buying the gucci shoes i covet, dammit.8:04 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from web
- @jimray totally when you pick them up...b/c what if they're not there when you go get 'em? first tip wouldn't be so desereved now, would it?11:47 AM Jun 29th, 2008 from web in reply to jimray
- Old Country Buffet should host Warren Buffett's $2.1 million power lunch. Billionaire Buffet. Best marketing opportunity ever for them.9:13 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- you know you're older than you think you are when you no longer recognize stars in public service announcements7:45 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- i hope michael phelps gets rid of that silly handlebar mustache before beijing...it's the freekin' olympics, not sturgis.6:59 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- the 30 inches between me and my TV at work seems like a vast ocean when my remote won't cooperate6:26 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- it's so hot out that i just saw birds panting like vito spatafore6:08 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- cable news better hope there's NEVER a handgun ban.it'd run outta "angry husband shoots wife for insurance cash" mysteries to run on weekend11:11 AM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- sending sis-in-law to manolo blahnik boutique sale on my behalf...now i just need somewhere other than thriftway or water tots to wear them10:48 AM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- had nearly uncontrollable urge to re all to billg's email: "and let the e-fellating begin!" but thought better of it. steveb proved my point2:27 PM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
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- Name katcan
- Location tehran
- Bio new member of mommy mafia hanging onto former life one cocktail at a time
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