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  1. RT @karolinap: Foodie Nation - http://nyti.ms/71OGDF
  2. And on the 6th day, the lord said, "let there be fat", and it was saturated, and it was good.
  3. The family xmas breakfast just wouldn't be the same without a convo detailing the local perverts, Jeffery Dahmer and Charlie Manson.
  4. @KristenCoates Omg so excited!
  5. @kristinburns Happy Birthday Jesus! Just kidding, I mean Kristin!
  6. From my dad, 'How the hell am I supposed to get any sleep with all these sugarplums dancing in my head!?'
  7. The truffled mac n cheese I made for mom's bday last night woke me early this morning and demanded I make an emergency trip to the YMCA.
  8. RT @kristencoates So many holiday parties, so little time. I think I actually barfed snow the other night.
  9. The Merry Go Round Broke Down http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOg2wL9W_Vs
  10. RIP Britney Murphy, she was a regular customer at Agent P, and was always very sweet, send prayers for her family.
  11. @billy @studiodog @mtulin and Mikey Byrne, I didn't know u guys had such awesome moves! http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/DPjyQTNm475aeUEC
  12. More holiday musings... 'Baby its cold outside' is what happens when the guy from 'Let it snow' has too much 'nog and gets gropey.
  13. Bowie + Bing= Classic. I love that they pretend not to know each other... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs
  14. Big Star for tacos and the Violet Hour for a 'tail... boner!
  15. Correction, 'Snooki' is the antichrist.
  16. 1. Jacuzzi, 2. Bedroom, 3. Take care of business. Jersey Shore Mantra.
  17. Ok, I've just gotten hip to 'Jersey Shore'... I've seen the antichrist, and he's 'The Situation'.
  18. RT @Billy: @mtulin is not dead!!! He is right here with me!!! God bless @mtulin!
  19. Is it just me, or is 'Baby its cold outside' a lil umm... 'date-rapey'?
  20. @carinaround #FeverRay!!!!!! I'm in LOVE! Been listening to that album for a week straight. Have you watched the videos???