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  1. My penis is so tan it made it to the final casting of Jersey Shore. It lost out to The Situation, he's a bigger dick.
  2. @thewillofdc It was great to meet you. If I was a gay, I would have totally blew you behind a dumpster. Eff it. I'll do it anyway.
  3. @Lisa_Nova Stop copying my retweets.
  4. RT @katsketch: hope u got to see my new video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAwj55WoIG8 its different than my other ones
  5. Just put up a new vlog. Don't watch it. (I'm still learning about self promotion) http://bit.ly/6x2PRh
  6. RT @ClipCritics: New Chadisms video now up. Subject "Girls"... http://bit.ly/92fK8p
  7. Shay: "I'm having a baby." Me: "Don't be so hard on yourself, you've lost a lot of weight." CONGRATS TARDS!!
  8. Answering comments for a bit! Join me my children. http://bit.ly/8BHOhp
  9. It's time. California On Tiger. http://bit.ly/8BHOhp (RT if you like it)
  10. Video is private while it processes...
  11. @MKrinsky Will do. Nice meeting you!
  12. Uploading now my child. RT @Jfitzy301: @Kassemg hey when is the new California on gonna ve up???
  13. Great show last night sir! RT @IsaacSimons: Thanks to my friends who came out last night! Good times! See you at the next show!
  14. Watch @olgakay rub her moosh all over your computer screen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw8VCjOGOpI
  15. California On Tiger tomorrow. Set ur brain DVRs.
  16. RT @dailybooth: DailyBooth got nominated for a crunchie! Two, actually! Vote for @dailybooth & plz RT! http://bit.ly/8MHBpU
  17. Thanks! RT @SouthernJedi: I just submitted @Lisa_Nova @kassemg "Hot Girlz" for Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org
  18. My one muscle still hurts! RT @tweetthestation: Holy exercise! New @ShayCarl video! http://bit.ly/77oCQr
  19. It's coming tomorrow. :) RT @laxitupgirl: @kassemg you should do your next episode on tiger woods!!!
  20. Remember guys, seize the day! Unless you have epilepsy.