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  1. Hanging out with the folks at @Take180 today. I may dress like this from now on. http://twitpic.com/p9k2c
  2. New series "Jersey Shore" coming to MTV. It's like Jesus listened to my prayers. Time for a faded haircut and Yager bombs.
  3. @RyanKubo Congrats. I will assume it's your favorite food ever.
  4. @bodhielfman Dear Bodhi, I think you are an attractive man.
  5. Working with Jenna Elfman. We are having moustache play! http://dailybooth.com/Kasse... Follow her- @jennaonpurpose
  6. If Jake Gyllenhaal can play the Prince Of Persia, Kassem G should be able to play Captain America.
  7. How did YKK manage to become the official zipper of every piece of clothing in the world?
  8. Any cool flash animators out there? I guess dorky ones too. That should broaden my search.
  9. Construction Cat Calls http://bit.ly/29QmyP
  10. Mastercard. Making venn diagrams significant since 1979.
  11. Actually no Usher. It's 8:20, I'm not in a drop top and I'm not cruisin' the streets. Idiot.
  12. @Sleepyhead8484 I've actually seen that. It's a Kassem G wet dream over there.
  13. Beautiful. RT @RyanBolitho @kassemg check out these sweet pants at target. http://twitpic.com/ouxax
  14. The LA "Bartending is Just Temporary Until My Pilot Gets Picked Up's" #LAFootballTeamNames
  15. So funny. RT @TweetTheStation: Happy 47th Birthday to our very own @Bdonski. Go follow him and ask him how far a nickel went in 1885.
  16. Got bit by a spider while I was asleep last night, which makes sense because I dreamt about making out with Tobey Maguire.
  17. RT @TweetTheStation ZOMBIEZ FINALE: http://bit.ly/2ZDFxz Enjoy!
  18. What's the hardest part about eating a Persian cucumber? Not buying the used Mercedes it's trying to sell you.
  19. http://twitpic.com/onh93 - This is Max. Max is not a very good hunter.
  20. Reason #329 Why Daniel Day-Lewis Is Better Than You: You got detention for acting like a retard. He won an Oscar.