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  1. OK, someone tell me what the hell is up with Favrd RIGHT NOW. *stomps feet* I didn't even know it existed. Now it's gone?
  2. @canaussiegirl I suggest Baileys and coffee. That's made of win.
  3. @LowFatKat @Nicci_NiftyEats It's my job. Remember: I have the mind of a 12 year old boy.
  4. @LowFatKat Once you go black...*bad joke*
  5. @staceylt Hmmm... I may have to consider that option...
  6. RT @SeattleDad @kaseandannasmom My coffee wanted me to drink it hard and fast this morning. ---> Love it!
  7. @staceylt @whymomdrinksrum It sucks. Feeling guilty about the innocent "stripper pole" profile pic on my blog, too. And that's tame.
  8. What's that coffee? You want me to make sweet, sweet love to you? I'm on it.
  9. @staceylt @whymomdrinksrum Team FAIL! I have nice boobs too. Just can't post 'em - damn "teacher" expectations. ;)
  10. @whymomdrinksrum THAT was epic.
  11. @whymomdrinksrum Being an idiot and a klutz is great as long as one is able to find it humorous. Which you do. As I do, as well.
  12. @whymomdrinksrum Read this if you want to feel better: http://crumpledjournalofjaggedramblings.blogspot.com/2009/01/falling.html
  13. @whymomdrinksrum Hahahahaha - sorry, but that shit is funnnnny....
  14. Children are playing "giddyup" on my back while I tweet. I'll need back surgery, but at least I get to Twitter for 5 more minutes.
  15. @whymomdrinksrum SO TRUE. I think I attract it so that I'll have a funny story or two.
  16. @whymomdrinksrum http://crumpledjournalofjaggedramblings.blogspot.com/search/label/Falling
  17. @whymomdrinksrum Ha ha! Students often place bets to see if I'll fall -- esp when I'm in heels. Ripped my knee cartilage BOWLING w/them.
  18. @seramiel He burst into tears. WIN.
  19. @whymomdrinksrum LMAO! Nice to know someone's worse. Friends have taken to referring to falling as "Pulling a Carol."
  20. @whymomdrinksrum Also, I have fallen on my ass in the snow 3 times this week. Would the Holly Defect cause me to break something?