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  1. Blasphemy!! //RT@janessapk I'm tired of Brussels sprouts.
  2. @janessapk @TheSpicyVegan I made both of your moms happy last night. #yeahisaidit #yourmom
  3. I'm sore. i need a massage. i will trade cupcakes for one! who doesn't like cupcakes?!
  4. @avisualtinkle i don't think i could live with myself if i was a hipster. just thinking about it makes me nauseous. must. fight. urges.
  5. legs are still sore from the 20 mile bike ride followed by the 3 mile run on Monday. I'm not quite in shape to be doing that yet. fun though
  6. i'm worried. i've recently had an urge to grow an ironic mustache. #ohnoimturningintoahipster
  7. RT @paulandstorm: [S] Someone continues to exceed their Awesome quota, and it is OK Go http://bit.ly/50XgBl
  8. ah, frank's redhot sauce and ginger. is there anything better? #imeanotherthansex
  9. "Nobel Peace Prize Winner Escalates War Two Months Later" . . . sounds like an Onion headline, right?
  10. although, if you know of a place already doing this, I'd gladly pay someone to do the dirty work for me #lazy #vegan
  11. New goal in life: to recreate classic Hostess snacks in a vegan/gluten-free styleway. If you have recipes, please share! #vegan
  12. @JakeM the DMV is worse than the post office #seriously
  13. @jessyka_d Perry is THE MAN! High five, Perry!
  14. RT @cc_chapman: FYI - I do judge you on the length of your e-mail to get a simple concept across. Get to the point!
  15. gah! delaying the inevitable! time to bike to work. pants status: spandex
  16. @janessapk ha! i thought i was the only one that remembers and uses that quote!
  17. @thespicyvegan @janessapk told me to tell you that appropriate is boring
  18. @janessapk appropriate is boring
  19. @TriSimon but your laptop isn't furry and doesn't purr. (at least, I don't think so)
  20. my cat is totally loving on my stinky, sweaty running shoes.