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  1. Cute new professor. Good. Now my days take on meaning. about 5 hours ago from dabr
  2. @kanwarsation All of us sat together and.. tweeted. It just sounds wrong, no? Okay, what you said about superactive imagination. about 7 hours ago from dabr in reply to kanwarsation
  3. Maybe it's just me, but doesn't @ShashiTharoor's latest tweet seem mildly filthy? It's just me then? Okay. about 7 hours ago from dabr
  4. @Satans_Thong Lust. Lust. Hardly love. about 7 hours ago from dabr in reply to Satans_Thong
  5. @ashwinpande Either way, I will eat them. #sixwords #notreallyastory about 16 hours ago from dabr in reply to ashwinpande
  6. Oh my bottom, he hurts me so. about 16 hours ago from dabr
  7. The only redeeming thing about my thighs seems to be their colour. about 16 hours ago from dabr
  8. Grr. about 17 hours ago from dabr
  9. She fucked me in the kitchen. #sixwordstory about 17 hours ago from dabr
  10. I stole her wifi router too. #sixwordstory about 17 hours ago from dabr
  11. I stole all of her cookies. #sixwordstory about 17 hours ago from dabr
  12. WHOOPS. False alarm. about 17 hours ago from dabr
  13. Glory be to the sheep! The sleep, she is come! about 17 hours ago from dabr
  14. @surajram Damn you body clock is about right. about 17 hours ago from dabr in reply to surajram
  15. @ashwinpande Good. Samosas are good. about 17 hours ago from dabr in reply to ashwinpande
  16. She pointed at me and laughed. #sixwordstory #thisonenevergetsold about 17 hours ago from dabr
  17. @ashwinpande Oh, yawn. Get me candy. about 17 hours ago from dabr in reply to ashwinpande
  18. @ashwinpande You made me put my pathetic existance into perspective. I will never sleep this way. Fie on you. about 17 hours ago from dabr in reply to ashwinpande
  19. @ashwinpande I can't sleep you see. about 17 hours ago from dabr in reply to ashwinpande
  20. No, it is my the half-grasshopper in my head playing carousel music. He is also half-lion and very orange. about 17 hours ago from dabr