KarmicBalance
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We's watching So U Can Has Dans Dans Dans on teh TV. Nawt so grate, akshulie. I would prefer tuna.
5:37 PM Nov 24th
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I can has moar tweeties, I guess. Yeah... maebee.
2:00 PM Nov 21st
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Ohai, dis fing on? mumma ar hoam! an' she gots her puter!! I halpt her sets it up, I halpt vary much.
1:05 PM Sep 28th
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RT @ Dat ar me, at vet. I mite luk awaek, but I's sleepin' on teh insiedz.
4:10 PM Aug 3rd
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teh vet sed i gots to taek pillz and warez a kollur.... omgwhai?! stoopy raedardish keep meh frum liks teh owwypart! :(
1:21 PM Aug 3rd
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teh vet gibd meh a medisin. ar dis reel lief? i has.. two pawz! MEEAAOOOWWW!!!!
9:30 AM Aug 3rd
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I sliepz. dreem ov bunneh. dey is so varee taystee.
11:34 AM Aug 2nd
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mumma bees "showwaring"... dis ar involev wattr, an' dat ar bad akshulie. I dunnoze whai mumma can has lieks dis showwar fing. Is pleh!
11:29 AM Aug 2nd
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I eetid dat bunneh DED. It wuz a taestee bunneh.
7:17 PM Jul 29th
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OMG I KOT A BUNNEH. I LUBS TO EET IT. OMG Stupid kimmit go awae IZ MAH BUNNEH!!
5:24 PM Jul 29th
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I just voted for Check it out!
3:32 PM Jul 29th
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Mumma stopt for stoopy rocks... I say pleh! But nao we dryv moar and mumma shared hur yummy rostbeefsammish.
9:42 AM Jul 23rd
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Omg. Dis barbeekoo stuff ar win. Mumma gibd meh sum dalishiss rib tips. Derz gud barbeekoo in Memfiss.
9:00 PM Jul 21st
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I haz happy. Gots mumma, gots Sagey, gots luvs an' snorglz an' two bedz to chooz frum to sliepz on. And no dawgz in teh room.
4:58 AM Jul 21st
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Dey sed LaQuinta ar spannish foar "pets welcome".... Dey did nawt sae iz spannish foar "OMG derz a dawg heer!!" wtf. I haet dawgz.
10:27 PM Jul 20th
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I ar such a well-travuld kiti. Wuz in missysippy... Nao bak in tennuhseez.
9:08 PM Jul 20th
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Sumwun pliz halp. Too mush nooma nooma yay. Mumma, stop hits reepeet! Maek kitteh krayzee.
9:01 PM Jul 20th
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Mumma back on rite rode nao. Sumwun pliz tellz guugulmapz: "nebber go full retard".
7:47 PM Jul 20th
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Mumma sez she has a konfoozd. Root 20 wezt and root 72 eezt iz saem rode whut goze norf. I fink it maek perfik sens.
5:50 PM Jul 20th
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Mumma sez hur frend haz sum "... Um... Catnip..." I nawt beleevz it ar rly catnip. I rollz ovr, go bak to sliep.
5:04 PM Jul 20th
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- Name Karmic Balance Nuzum
- Location hunzvil alabarma
- Web http://karmicbala...
- Bio I's a kitteh! I's abowt 7 yrz owld, I gots no tail, I liek leesh-walkies. I can has pees on stuf too.
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