karmacat
- I saw a convertible in traffic today. Standing on all fours in the back seat was a Great Dane. Awesome.about 5 hours ago from web
- Placing an Amazon order consisting of Arlo Guthrie's Greatest Hits and Puscifer's V Is for Vagina? How messed up am I?12:42 PM Nov 6th from web
- I'll bet BFB Bob's wife falls asleep during sex.12:09 PM Nov 6th from web
- I love when the attorneys open 100+ page documents on the computer and fuck up all the formatting.9:29 AM Nov 6th from web
- Construction John pulled yet another no show today. Last straw. I've already met with another contractor referred by bowling teammate.4:11 PM Nov 5th from web
- My friend Lauren is momming me to death. Fortunately, toilet is expected to be in by tomorrow.9:39 AM Nov 5th from web
- I'm wearing an argyle cardigan today. I feel like Mr. Rogers with breasts.9:13 AM Nov 5th from web
- @ Also, they had freaky eyes.9:38 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to Anyabeth
- @ Thanks. Now I have that Creed song stuck in my head. I want to vomit.6:35 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to yeahimadork
- @ Whipped cream in coffee is awesome.6:33 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to MomMemos
- @ Yikes. I saw that evil twin episode. All I could think was, jealous much?6:30 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to Anyabeth
- Moving Day. People fighting over file cabs. Not wanting to be involved, but needing drawers, I sent Atty./Hero Jim to battle for me. We won.1:08 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Immaculate, spotless houses blow my mind as much as messy, dirty houses. Either way, I'm uncomfortable.10:51 AM Nov 3rd from web
- I want to get my hockey-playing brother a Chiefs/Hanson Brothers jersey (from the movie Slapshot) for Christmas. Am I an awesome sister?12:02 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Massive file purging spree. Don't ask me for anything; I don't have it. This is going to make my job so much easier.9:57 AM Nov 2nd from web
- This concludes today's meow-fest.8:34 AM Nov 2nd from web
- And considering that she is over 40, also needs a dermatologist. That shit ain't right.8:33 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Not to be a catty bitch (right), but someone here has really bad skin and needs makeup, but certainly not what she is currently using.8:33 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Since when did being allowed to wear jeans during office move also mean stained sweatshirts and no make-up? Fugly, scary, trashy coworkers.8:30 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Thanks, I'm fine. Possible small bruise on leg forthcoming. I'm surprised BFB Bob didn't complain about the noise and close his door.7:44 AM Nov 2nd from web
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