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  1. Apple demands Microsoft pull 'Laptop Hunter' Ads. Apple, you know I care, but please grow a pair.
  2. First Sign of The Apocalypse: Encountered a warm, friendly, knowledgeable voice on the phone with the RMV. REPENT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!
  3. @cindy_coy The PC and the T, there's a dysfunctional match made in heaven.
  4. That Judge Sotomayor resisted the urge to rush the panel and kick Sen. Lindsey Graham's teeth in tells me that her temperament is just fine.
  5. La Toya Jackson will be starring in her very own crime scene TV drama this fall titled "CSI Mars"
  6. @bitchinmona Have I said lately how much I love your Lugo hatred?
  7. NOTE TO SELF: It's never a good idea to bring home all 25 cupcakes from a photo shoot.
  8. Of course when Sarah Palin disappears to go "fishin" she brings 4 news crews from all the major networks. How folksy and real.
  9. Michael Jackson Memorial madness tomorrow. I've got a prescription for Diprivan and hired a doctor to put me under until it's all over.
  10. Okay, It's been over a week, where the hell is the Limited Edition Michael Jackson Commemorative Coin?
  11. Sarah Palin resigned? Somebody get me more fireworks, WE'RE CELEBRATING TONIGHT!
  12. While my grill gently weeps.
  13. I've got a new water feature at my home, I call it "the basement"...
  14. Gov. Deval Patrick signs sweeping ethics bill. Collective laughter and milk flows from the Commonwealth's nose.
  15. A variation of The Dennis Eckersley Drinking Game, every time he says "that's a pitcher's pitch" take drive a screwdriver into your eardrums
  16. @timeril I just wanted you to know that I've changed my mind about moving closer to the coast.
  17. Twitter claims trademark of the word "Tweet" and is expected to pursue copyright of over 10,000 species of birds and the sounds they make.
  18. @cindy_coy aren't you supposed to have someone pee on it? I might be mistaken.
  19. Michael Jackson public viewing on Friday which sadly conflicts with the Billy Mays funeralmercial.
  20. I'm looking to hire an experienced Spiritual Advisor to explain my fuckups to the media.