karlstier
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I'm always a bit depressed the first week of December. It has nothing to do with Christmas so much as I've recently run out of pie.
9:01 PM Dec 8th
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Whenever I listen to John Kerry speak I'm thankful I have a full liquor cabinet.
7:18 PM Dec 8th
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Cirque du Soleil "Alegría" sounds like a prescription medicine, that's ironic because they give me nausea, cramps and thoughts of suicide.
4:30 PM Dec 8th
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I just called the Osiris Institute and got Tiger Woods a Family Stabilization Team for Christmas.
10:23 AM Dec 8th
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Today I went to Best Buy looking to purchase a Tazer for the sole purpose of Tazering Best Buy's Holiday Carolers.
7:28 AM Dec 8th
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MBTA calls incident of woman hurt in subway platform accident "inexcusible," acts swiftly and adds thick foam padding to all station walls.
5:56 AM Dec 8th
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I just received an inappropriate robo call from former President Clinton urging me to "get behind Martha Coakley."
9:35 AM Dec 7th
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The Patriots lose in their Throwup uniforms. Excuse me, I meant throwback uniforms.
1:33 PM Dec 6th
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Britain's military has closed hotline that took reports of UFO activity. That's JUST the break those little green bastards were waiting for.
12:52 PM Dec 4th
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Gov. Patrick will not use stimulus funds for footbridge near Gillette Stadium. Money will instead be used to remove his head from his ass.
12:44 PM Dec 4th
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Convicts ♥ Huckabee
5:56 AM Dec 4th
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When playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour I now notice that Tiger's character cowers slightly when other players swing a club.
1:24 PM Dec 2nd
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Was there a memo sent to each ad agency this season instructing them to destroy every Christmas carol and turn them into shitty jingles?
6:44 PM Dec 1st
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For a minute there I thought Obama was going to close with "today is our Independance Day!"
5:37 PM Dec 1st
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Contrary to reports, the only reason Elin Nordegren was found kneeling beside Tiger was because she was trying to replace her divot.
1:34 PM Dec 1st
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I hate forgetting what important cause my profile photo needs to bring awareness to today, isn't their a calendar for this somewhere?
7:14 AM Dec 1st
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My Christmas Wish: I'd like Adam Lambert to follow in the career footsteps of Cat Stevens, but much sooner.
6:54 AM Dec 1st
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PATRIOTS PRO SHOP CYBER MONDAY SALE ALERT: 50% off Wilhite #24 game jersey, slightly torched.
6:57 PM Nov 30th
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Just saw new United Way ad, if Troy Polamalu were a real man he would have planted Obama for coming across the middle.
6:19 PM Nov 30th
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@ I just made him his own banner that reads "remember to take your meds"
3:36 PM Nov 30th
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- Name Karl Stier
- Location 42.290310,-71.161598
- Web http://www.waters...
- Bio graphic designer, writer, developer, budding pastry chef. lover of indie music, tequila, technology and cheese. www.watershedmedia.com
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