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  1. George Foreman grilling secrets: Line that bad boy with some tin foil. Cleanup = 0. You're welcome. 3:25 PM Nov 27th from web
  2. @yaliwu Smart. You'll miss it when it's gone. 5:10 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to yaliwu
  3. @yaliwu You don't like them anymore? 1:37 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to yaliwu
  4. @olive_yang @yaliwu Y'all can't catch me. I'm Jamaican. A runner by nature. 9:30 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to olive_yang
  5. @yaliwu I'm telling you man. That vaccine is gonna usher the zombie apocalypse. Ask @olive_yang. She'll tell you. 9:19 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to yaliwu
  6. @olive_yang I agree wholeheartedly. 8:59 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to olive_yang
  7. @yaliwu I think you have me confused. I'm the sweetest guy around. 8:59 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to yaliwu
  8. ˙ǝɯ ƃuıןןıʞ sı oƃıʇɹǝʌ ʎɯ 8:28 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. @yaliwu I think the spelling is wrong. 8:28 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to yaliwu
  10. @olive_yang Done and done. 8:27 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to olive_yang
  11. @yaliwu So like...you're a zombie now? You got that damned swine flu vaccine, didn't you? THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! 8:26 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to yaliwu
  12. Oh air in a can, I missed you so. 9:39 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @TownissNatty Nah. I'm gonna hedge my bet. Besides, I hate needles. 1:30 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic in reply to TownissNatty
  14. "If God wanted us to have vaccines, he wouldn't have given us two legs to walk it off." http://bit.ly/6ZZZsX 10:43 AM Nov 22nd from web
  15. Watch this; you're gonna love my nuts. 6:05 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. @TownissNatty You kidding me? That one's Gold! I'm just sorry it came to me 4 years too late. 6:28 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to TownissNatty
  17. Funny t-shirt idea: "I'm Rick James' Bitch". Have at it. The novelty is wearing off fast. 6:21 AM Nov 19th from twidroid
  18. FYI I've got Google Voice invites. DM me if anyone's interested. 7:21 PM Nov 18th from web
  19. RT @mandystadt: My mom visiting NYC, goes to the bodega: "Look they have fruit on ice. They have Neosporin. I'm going to move here and l ... 12:46 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. 2 of the 3 cars I heard playing music today were playing One Love by David Guetta. Should I feel like a pioneer for having listened it to de 6:26 AM Nov 18th from twidroid