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  1. @Townissnatty Dude, you're hours late. Set your alarm.9:28 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to Townissnatty
  2. When you talk about this, please, be gentle.12:31 PM Jul 14th from web
  3. @Townissnatty Poor me indeed. Remind me to pick up some Oreos on my way home from work tomorrow. I don't want a repeat of this episode.9:57 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to Townissnatty
  4. I've settled on Yogurt. I could have had fruit but I like my fructose in the corn syrup variety.9:55 PM Jul 13th from web
  5. Again I have no midnight snack. I've got 40 minutes to figure something out.9:20 PM Jul 13th from web
  6. While this may not mean much to anyone else, I just fixed a nagging AutoSMS bug with less than 1 line of code. High fives all 'round.4:19 PM Jul 13th from web
  7. I bought the wrong granola bars yesterday and now my sweet tooth will go unchecked as punishment.10:47 PM Jul 12th from web
  8. @soft_rock Clean slates are always good. You'll have a better crop the second time around.10:45 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to soft_rock
  9. @Townissnatty It's just a habit I picked up in High School from my 3 days in the Cadets.9:21 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to Townissnatty
  10. I can see why a woman in an ATM vestibule would pause when she sees me outside in the dark with my hands behind my back. My bad.7:16 PM Jul 12th from web
  11. All the Chrome OS pieces are falling into place. http://code.google.com/p/na...4:45 PM Jul 12th from web
  12. You know what I should do? ... I'm serious. Do you?1:51 PM Jul 12th from web
  13. @Townissnatty But I don't have any locks, so that's a problem. I'm gonna try them in my front door just to be safe before throwing them out.1:11 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to Townissnatty
  14. @soft_rock Start burning stuff.5:51 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to soft_rock
  15. When and why did I stop reading Archie comics? These things are awesome. http://myloc.me/9qIF3:54 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
  16. I used to be very specific when labelling CDs... too specific. http://myloc.me/9qiL3:21 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
  17. I seem to own a lot of keys.3:18 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
  18. Something is off when YouTube tells me that Bob Marley's Pimper's Paradise is "not available in [my] country due to copyright restrictions".1:51 PM Jul 11th from web
  19. Cricket, Lousy Cricket! http://myloc.me/9oYB1:40 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
  20. It's a conspiracy. The lunch ladies always gives me kid portions. They better hope I don't take my lunch money elsewhere.12:36 PM Jul 9th from web
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