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  1. I think I'll have some cake. I don't even know why I had to think about that. It's CAKE for crying out loud.23 minutes ago from web
  2. @olive_yang Watch the original series. Much better...I think. I was like 5 when I watched it.26 minutes ago from web in reply to olive_yang
  3. It puts the SPF 15 lotion on its skin.about 5 hours ago from web
  4. @TownissNatty Of course. I use paper towels for everything.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to TownissNatty
  5. Happy Birthday Sesame Street. I still break out in song now and then, although nowadays your innocent tunes serve as humorous euphemisms.4:56 PM Nov 6th from web
  6. What would I do for a Klondike bar? Apparently have another Klondike bar. And so begins my recursive spiral of ice cream sandwich eating.4:52 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. If they made Judge Dread 2, I'd probably watch it. Just sayin'.10:56 PM Nov 4th from web
  8. "..plus there's a whole lot of science behind it." Most convincing suffix Ever!6:43 AM Nov 3rd from web
  9. My ADD is really getting to me. I can never...cool, ants.8:04 AM Nov 2nd from web
  10. @TownissNatty I haven't thought it all the way through.5:39 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to TownissNatty
  11. @TownissNatty Get a cat.8:29 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to TownissNatty
  12. @TownissNatty It's a moot point now. The winner is Red October for what must be the 16th time.4:50 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to TownissNatty
  13. So here I am ready for my regularly scheduled Sunday night TV and I see that The Hunt for Red October is on. Now I don't know what to do.4:09 PM Nov 1st from web
  14. I haven't had soda in days. I think I deserve a prize or something.3:49 PM Nov 1st from web
  15. @yaliwu I gotsto get me some...but I'll have to go out in the sun to get it. I see a flaw in this plan.8:09 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to yaliwu
  16. @olive_yang True.8:02 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to olive_yang
  17. I got a tan. No that's not strange at all.4:53 PM Oct 31st from web
  18. I spend too much of my life in transit. That's a statement of fact and an unintentional metaphor.7:36 PM Oct 30th from web
  19. @yaliwu Nah man. That's just good genes.11:12 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to yaliwu
  20. Torn between being hungry and being lazy...5:53 PM Oct 29th from web