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I think I'll have some cake. I don't even know why I had to think about that. It's CAKE for crying out loud.23 minutes agofrom web
Happy Birthday Sesame Street. I still break out in song now and then, although nowadays your innocent tunes serve as humorous euphemisms.4:56 PM Nov 6thfrom web
What would I do for a Klondike bar? Apparently have another Klondike bar. And so begins my recursive spiral of ice cream sandwich eating.4:52 PM Nov 6thfrom web
If they made Judge Dread 2, I'd probably watch it. Just sayin'.10:56 PM Nov 4thfrom web
"..plus there's a whole lot of science behind it." Most convincing suffix Ever!6:43 AM Nov 3rdfrom web
My ADD is really getting to me. I can never...cool, ants.8:04 AM Nov 2ndfrom web
So here I am ready for my regularly scheduled Sunday night TV and I see that The Hunt for Red October is on. Now I don't know what to do.4:09 PM Nov 1stfrom web
I haven't had soda in days. I think I deserve a prize or something.3:49 PM Nov 1stfrom web