karlkenzler
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NJ Senate will vote on marriage equality on Thursday! If you live in NJ, contact your Senators and give 'em hell!
12 minutes ago
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I am done for the week. Walk dog, eat food, drink booze, chat with wife, then sleep.
1:23 AM Jan 4th
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@ happy anniversary!!! Go for the beer and the game.
8:43 PM Jan 3rd
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Good day to you.
9:57 AM Jan 3rd
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Two show day. Two old friends saw show. Wife saw show. Then good talk and wine and rum and chips and dip. Now bed. I like short word tweets.
1:54 AM Jan 3rd
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@ I envision you rising from the sea on a clamshell like some armless, Rubenesque... Oops, I've soiled myself.
8:41 PM Jan 2nd
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@ I think the new version they make for Verizon will be able to do that. But you'll have to get an annulment from AT&T first.
11:40 PM Jan 1st
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What a day! Rode my bike and watched The Ref so I am wrecked. Now I must go to bed. Must tweet short words for one week! You sleep well!
11:36 PM Jan 1st
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@ get back ti Los Feely please. Want to see you guys!
8:38 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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I've been pissy all day. Not about the Patrick Stewart knighthood. Just too little food and too much waiting, bureaucracy and indecision.
5:32 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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Patrick Stewart is going to be knighted. WTF?!?! I dreamt that last night.
5:29 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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@ Hey Cory, pay it forward! Post your top ten newworkout songs for the rest of us! We all need New Year's motivation!
10:34 PM Dec 28th, 2009
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@ Thanks, ckb! See you soon I hope.
6:40 PM Dec 28th, 2009
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@ Respect the Mouse.
6:39 PM Dec 28th, 2009
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@ Respect the Mouse.
6:39 PM Dec 28th, 2009
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@ You have to check out Janelle Monae's Metropolis!
3:33 PM Dec 28th, 2009
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@ Mary Poppins is a metaphor for what? Please explain.
10:28 PM Dec 27th, 2009
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@ Don't sell yourself short, Calico. Fall off the wagon, get back up on that horse and DRINK, woman!
5:12 PM Dec 27th, 2009
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@ Downside part 2: Their penises are corkscrewed like their tails. Ouch!
12:08 AM Dec 27th, 2009
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I am seriously considering Un-Twittering as a New Year's resolution. Thoughts? Tweets?
11:55 PM Dec 26th, 2009
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- Name Karl Kenzler
- Location Jersey City, NJ
- Web http://www.karlke...
- Bio Words are meat and drink 2 me. I like stories. Gemini dualist. Gemini duellist. Quit smoking. Dairy's next. Reading Ulysses.
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