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  1. NJ Senate will vote on marriage equality on Thursday! If you live in NJ, contact your Senators and give 'em hell! http://tinyurl.com/y9p9ehf
  2. I am done for the week. Walk dog, eat food, drink booze, chat with wife, then sleep. #shortwordtweets
  3. @JennaStern happy anniversary!!! Go for the beer and the game.
  4. Good day to you. #shortwordtweets
  5. Two show day. Two old friends saw show. Wife saw show. Then good talk and wine and rum and chips and dip. Now bed. I like short word tweets.
  6. @rainnwilson I envision you rising from the sea on a clamshell like some armless, Rubenesque... Oops, I've soiled myself.
  7. @misscalico I think the new version they make for Verizon will be able to do that. But you'll have to get an annulment from AT&T first.
  8. What a day! Rode my bike and watched The Ref so I am wrecked. Now I must go to bed. Must tweet short words for one week! You sleep well!
  9. @celiakb get back ti Los Feely please. Want to see you guys!
  10. I've been pissy all day. Not about the Patrick Stewart knighthood. Just too little food and too much waiting, bureaucracy and indecision.
  11. Patrick Stewart is going to be knighted. WTF?!?! I dreamt that last night.
  12. @CoryBooker Hey Cory, pay it forward! Post your top ten newworkout songs for the rest of us! We all need New Year's motivation!
  13. @celiakb Thanks, ckb! See you soon I hope.
  14. @Slkiernan42 Respect the Mouse.
  15. @DirtyNSanchezzz Respect the Mouse.
  16. @CoryBooker You have to check out Janelle Monae's Metropolis!
  17. @rainnwilson Mary Poppins is a metaphor for what? Please explain.
  18. @misscalico Don't sell yourself short, Calico. Fall off the wagon, get back up on that horse and DRINK, woman!
  19. @robcorddry Downside part 2: Their penises are corkscrewed like their tails. Ouch!
  20. I am seriously considering Un-Twittering as a New Year's resolution. Thoughts? Tweets?