KarlHeld
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In office conversation just misheard the the words "check-off process" as "Chekhov Process".
about 12 hours ago
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RT @: RT @: interesting new beta site from fallon @ like ? Karl does.
about 13 hours ago
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@ coincidence !? I doubt it. Look at this:
about 13 hours ago
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can't help but think that this almost entirely, 100% misses the point. .
about 14 hours ago
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Been kicking this about with friends: . Tenner on a hung parliament ? But what would that actually mean ?
about 17 hours ago
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@ sounds more like "lifed on the edge" to me :-)
about 17 hours ago
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This paper cup (with screaming legend: "text to win 1000s of prizes") militates against concluding in the positive, however.
about 18 hours ago
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is earl grey tea the smell of civilisation ? Or at least civility ?
about 18 hours ago
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Confused! It says"Observe all notes on handling and operation. Failure to do so may result in injury or death of the operator or bystanders"
10:08 AM Nov 23rd
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Sadly also contains the advice "do not use the submachine gun if you have previously ingested alcohol, drugs or medication". Spoilsports.
10:06 AM Nov 23rd
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In an idle moment been reading user manual for Heckler & Koch UMP45. Contains this gem: "Always point the submachinegun in a safe direction"
10:03 AM Nov 23rd
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@ as long as it's not a way of getting mantyhose "by the back door" ?
9:16 AM Nov 23rd
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RT @: What is important to you? Tell us and retweet action.compassonoine.org.uk/alternative manifesto
7:23 AM Nov 23rd
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6:59 AM Nov 23rd
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Work from David Lynch's exhibition on show in Germany. As weird as youd expect :-)
7:22 AM Nov 22nd
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Stats tell me my blog site had its first zero-visitor day in ages yesterday. Time to quit ?
7:14 AM Nov 22nd
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Detecting strains of enya as the "soothing intro" musak at this conference. Puts me in mind of a particularly cruel dylan moran joke.
2:01 AM Nov 19th
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At @, part of a waterfront development that at night looks like someone dropped a giant fisher price activity centre from the sky.
1:42 AM Nov 19th
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Bored on train. Drawing a mind map of an alternate universe in which tom yum soup holds the key to mystical powers. Have made myself hungry
9:37 AM Nov 18th
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Brazil nuts... The taste of the forest floor. Damp, woody, slightly fungal. same effect a havana has, before it's lit.
8:54 AM Nov 18th
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- Name Karl Held
- Location UK
- Web http://journeyman...
- Bio Policy monkey, bit-part actor, lo-fi musician, modernist
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