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  1. I wish my desk was clean so I could do slide over it to reach my seat, a la Dukes of Hazzard.
  2. RT: @holeinhiseye: I've been diagnosed with gammon flu - I originally had swine flu but I went to hospital and they cured me.
  3. RT: @crazeegeekchick: Like old Classic movies? Free Online Streaming of many classics here!! http://tinyurl.com/ygkhm8g - AWESOME!
  4. @maltamarketing Is that the real deal? Others have twittered that it's a 3rd party, not a Google product. http://tinyurl.com/ylma5kl
  5. RT: @alicam: "By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."
  6. RT: @alicam: "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
  7. RT: @alicam: "If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."
  8. RT: @alicam: "There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."
  9. RT: @alicam: "The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." - so true.
  10. RT: @Loathetheband: RT @alicam: I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?" #lol
  11. "He had an almost cat-like ability to do nothing when there was nothing to do." - Terry Prachett. #envy
  12. Paraphrasing Von Bek's motto, "Do ye the dev's work, and ye'll be in heaven sooner than thy master" [Messed from Moorcock's Von Bek series]
  13. RT @FWebDe 14 Fantastic Wordpress Plugins That I Use http://bt.io/GwI (via @backtype)
  14. RT @tweetmeme 55 Adobe Illustrator Icon Design Tutorials « Noupe http://retwt.me/CT96
  15. Coffee: a device used to borrow energy from a slightly older version of yourself. -Terry Prachett
  16. RT: @CasanovaDesigns: A design isn’t finished until somebody is using it. -Brenda Laurel
  17. Thunder, lightning and rain. Bring it on! :D
  18. @idiot_girl Remove application, if you're playing on FB. Messages still keep getting sent no matter how many times you block it though :(
  19. http://bit.ly/7AU3i - Further analysis of PHP SHA1 vs MySQL SHA1 by @saviourcaruana #mysql
  20. M car's not dirty, it's disguised as a sand dune. Well... dust dune, anyway.