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  1. Oh, Tiger Woods. You've broken my mother's heart. How could you?
  2. No coffee = disastrous morning of not much work, sitting too still, thinking too much. Hands and feet are FREEZING. Most move now.
  3. @islandwolf Yes, is TRAGIC. Coffee is terrible this morning. [weeps openly]
  4. @BCBerrie Honestly, I think she looks way better now that she's so-called "curvy". She looks NORMAL. Was way too thin before.
  5. When I see posts like, "CLICK TO SEE JESSICA SIMPSON'S WEIGHT GAIN!" I think, "Who cares? Leave her alone!" Then I click it. #hypocrite
  6. Nothing says GOOD MORNING like a broken coffee grinder. FYI? The food processor doesn't work so well. And now back to sweeping up beans.
  7. @michelleblau ARGH! No! How can that HAPPEN? That's insane.
  8. Not that the Universe follows my tweets or anything. Although why not, I have no idea. Kind of rude, now that I think about it.
  9. In the future, if the Universe wants to tell me something, I'd prefer to have it spelled out in 12 pt Times New Roman.
  10. Everywhere I went today, I saw elderly couples holding hands. It was like the Universe was trying to tell me something. But what exactly?
  11. The Bun just used the word "compromise" correctly during an intense cookie negotiation. Am proud, but tough. NO COOKIE FOR YOU. Yet.
  12. @ColleenLindsay That may be one of the most depressing things I've ever read.
  13. @Scupperlout @bookladysblog The Ugly Truth. It's so bad, it's actually accidentally funny. You know, to laugh AT, not with.
  14. This is perhaps the worst romantic comedy of all time. Think they got the script from the Great Book of Movie Cliches & Predictability.
  15. @howlabit Oh, you're right. Let's just hope we both have fabulous weeks next week to make up for the dips of the last.
  16. @howlabit Did we? Next time, let's split it so I just get the good bits, please.
  17. @daisysf Unless they're competitive swimmers, I'd guess they bat for the other team.
  18. @Scupperlout yes.
  19. @BookWorm71 Yes, he is.
  20. Well, THAT was a strange week. Am beginning to feel quite happy/overwhelmed/tired/twitchy/anxious.