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  1. my article in nypress about me and charlie http://www.nypress.com/arti... about 16 hours ago from web
  2. Time to give up on bad for good. 7:59 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. @rcjohnso actually the most beautiful thing i've ever seen 7:02 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to rcjohnso
  4. a cappella demo http://joehelmreich.tumblr.... 7:00 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. @DrewKForrest all of the above 5:09 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to DrewKForrest
  6. http://www.tumblr.com/tumbl... 4:33 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. here's a pic of my dummy, charlie, meeting his longtime hero, Oscar the Grouch (me and some guy named Carol Spinney are also in the pic) 4:32 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. that was a test. and it works! 4:31 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. RT @ronen: twitter killed it with their new RT feature. el Fantastico. Fun to see awesomeness done in moving the way the internet works, ... 4:30 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. "My husband is Big Bird"---funniest thing I've ever overheard someone telling a security guard 9:11 PM Nov 12th from web
  11. Met Big Bird tonight. Seriously. 8:27 PM Nov 12th from web
  12. splendid new vid of me trying to sing a classic disney song: http://bit.ly/3FvyHz 1:01 PM Nov 12th from web
  13. The back of the Hearts of Palm can should say "do not feed to moguais after midnight" 10:57 PM Nov 11th from web
  14. Had great dinner of hearts of palm with bacon bits and fried cartoon characters. 10:57 PM Nov 11th from web
  15. My stomach is making those "eat something immediately" noises. Staring at this screen for hours on end is apparently not food. 11:21 PM Nov 10th from web
  16. @ronen Thanks for the warm hospitality, dudester 11:19 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to ronen
  17. gig at New York Comedy Club went great, but 14 people who came to see Joe and Charlie got shut out. So must do nother show soon. 9:17 AM Nov 8th from web
  18. I'm hungry and can't find the Raisinettes I bought two weeks ago. If anyone has any info, don't be afraid to speak up, be afraid not to. 7:46 PM Nov 5th from web
  19. writing a routine tonight, maybe even new bits. comedy, i miss you and when i have you back, i hate you. 7:14 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. "In terms of quality, we've actually been ripping off another band. They're called Honeybrick and they're from the future."---McCartney,'68 11:46 AM Nov 4th from web
  • Name Joe Helmreich
  • Location Eternia, NY
  • Web http://joehelmrei...
  • Bio writer/musician/ventriloquist/former filmmaker
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