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  1. Son built snowman, nieghbor kids put penis on it, wife knocks it off with a shovel, the circle of life is complete about 3 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. RT @libertyhall: RT: @tweetnasty: jimmy johns has built an entire empire on lettuce and mayonnaise. about 3 hours ago from Echofon
  3. Anyone know how many brain cells I need to kill to be a realestate attorney? Need answer in billions I can do math conversion to margaritas 6:54 PM Dec 14th from Birdhouse
  4. wife made breakfast for kids this morning, kitchen is a disaster, from now on breakfast is canned pop and leftover halloween candy. 3:44 PM Dec 13th from web
  5. Something something something fart joke, Twitter is easy 2:22 PM Dec 13th from Birdhouse
  6. Ran 8 miles today, felt ok, didn't have time for dinner tonight so I ate a couple of tortillas and swallowed my crest white strips 9:43 PM Dec 12th from Birdhouse
  7. Wife decided to clean house, saturday morn fail, long run fail, screw off fail, awesome coffee buzz kill, questioning love of baby jeebus, 8:40 AM Dec 12th from Echofon
  8. RT @heidiswift: 1 of the funniest things I've seen in months. Burned out "pro" sells entire CCX arsenal on ebay. http://bit.ly/7XLHKy 5:44 PM Dec 11th from Echofon
  9. RT @Fitzright: To liven up Christmas with the in-laws I'm making a baby Jesus pinata. 4:05 PM Dec 11th from Echofon
  10. RT @RexHuppke: It's not so much the cold, it's the coldidity. 7:47 AM Dec 10th from web
  11. #fiveguys , waited for cold soggy fries, burgers precooked and cold, nobodys order right, had better food in high school cafeteria, too bad 3:00 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
  12. Have been running alot this winter, waking up at 3am very hungry and confused, I'm not sure what I'm eating but we are out of cat food 9:09 PM Dec 4th from Echofon
  13. It's about damn time someone else had a golfer crash into their tree and their fire hydrant and their wife smash out the window at 2:00 AM 6:44 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
  14. I better get to work today, this inappropriate email from a clients manager isn't going to blind carbon copy itself to all of his superiors 11:54 AM Nov 30th from web
  15. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES 9:04 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  16. Ate at Fam Daves last night, got out unscathed because I only ate some ribtips, I looked up the cornbread muffin wife ate, 600 calories... 8:44 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  17. When I write "no breakfast" in my food log read as "12-14 cups of coffee and kicked the shit out of the cat" then a 5 mile run 8:41 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  18. "I rather die at the buffet than live at the salad bar" not Mark Mangino 7:15 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  19. seeya Coach Mangino, you were an okay coach and a great halloween costume 4:19 PM Nov 28th from web
  20. Wife is making me go to confession before mass, I didn't know being AWESOME was a sin... 1:31 PM Nov 28th from Echofon