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kallayanna

  1. are you a dating retard? (like me?) Susan's got your answers... http://www.hookingupsmart.com/
  2. @OUBad on the regular, evuhn.
  3. @OUBad you are cracking me the hell up.
  4. RT @OUBad: He's takin' a peek at my pretty WHAAAAT????
  5. @AllySaysRelax it was that or a hot dog!! (no money for steak & shake, otherwise i'd be full of cheese fries and a patty melt)
  6. @AllySaysRelax hey! i just found out that i like salisbury steak lean cuisine! i get shocked every day!
  7. @AllySaysRelax uh oh... i have a reputation i didn't even know about!
  8. @AllySaysRelax i found. am dying. jesus has a rooster on his pee-pee. and the *reviews*....
  9. @AllySaysRelax found it! it was on her sex blog!
  10. @AllySaysRelax yeah no, didn't see that one.
  11. @OUBad best ever. without a doubt.
  12. @AllySaysRelax can't find the toys! but it's ringing a bell now.
  13. @AllySaysRelax no, but searching now!! i did read about "lamblasted" though.
  14. @AllySaysRelax seriously, if i say anything about s-e-x, i immediately get RT'd or DM'd or @'d.
  15. @OUBad OMG... morning sex!? YES PLEASE!
  16. @AllySaysRelax way better! we have wit, they have cl*t. (<--- can you say that on twitter?)
  17. @OUBad i will probably be able to swing that! woot!
  18. @AllySaysRelax well, ya know... Ally, Kallay; Elly, Kelley.... :) same thing.
  19. @AllySaysRelax and yay! i can't wait to see what your happy things are. :D
  20. @AllySaysRelax i know. it'll be christmas morning and i'll wake up and be all "what day is it?" this year flew by. (thank god)