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  1. In retrospect, Avatar was like some people I've dated: So pretty that its vapidity and predictable ending are worth it for the eye candy. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. Cleared my dad's house and three storage units this weekend. Trounced the scummy landlord. Was unloading a U-haul at 3 AM. Shredded. about 14 hours ago from web
  3. @BeautyDestroyed you hit the trifecta! 2:14 AM Dec 16th from Tweed in reply to BeautyDestroyed
  4. @cuteordeath screener. 1:50 AM Dec 16th from Tweed in reply to cuteordeath
  5. Unexpected night of debauchery wrapping up at Ruby Room. Here's to me! 1:09 AM Dec 16th from Tweed
  6. My phone deleted the last voicemail I received from my father last night. 7:41 PM Dec 15th from web
  7. Things I've learned #5578.b: Mixing Cymbalta with pot is the WORST/BEST idea ever, depending on whether or not you're driving. 2:21 PM Dec 15th from web
  8. Tonight is one of those nights I feel bad for being at Death Guild. Back to the East Bay, ASAP. 11:14 PM Dec 14th from txt
  9. Anybody know if the Bay Bridge should be avoided tonight? I kinda want to head into the City. 7:29 PM Dec 14th from web
  10. WOTD: Troglodyke. 6:04 PM Dec 14th from web
  11. Having a night to myself has been fairly awesome. Just gotta say. 1:40 AM Dec 13th from Tweed
  12. Jesus. Will people PLEASE stop dying already? 1:48 PM Dec 11th from web
  13. Heh. Rather than cross-posting my twits on my LJ, I'ma gonna cross-post my LJ in my twits, and make all you bitches literate again. 8:16 PM Dec 9th from web
  14. If I have any lawyer friends on here, please read: http://kalischild.livejournal.com/404448.html 8:15 PM Dec 9th from web
  15. For my father, because <140 characters is bullshit. http://kalischild.livejournal.com/404131.html 6:29 PM Dec 9th from web
  16. Wishes he was in PDX, with @d23 4:24 PM Dec 9th from web
  17. Really? Am I missing something? Am I not cute? 11:55 PM Dec 8th from txt
  18. Seriously getting bored of hanging out at home. 3:34 PM Dec 8th from web
  19. At Forbidden Island, hating on fashionista gawth poseurs. Delicious tiki drinks be mitigatin' the hatin'. 11:30 PM Dec 5th from Tweed
  20. Want to crash a company holiday party with me? Due to bad planning, i am date free. However, due to GOOD planning, I am also herpes free! 6:52 PM Dec 4th from web