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  1. Sorry for the no updates lately. Doomsday, what a douche
  2. Just got back from a long vacation. Lois wanted to backpack through Europe. Apparantly I'm big in Germany. Who knew?
  3. Damn it Luthor!! Why can't you ever do anything right?!
  4. I heard that some people from Hollywood made some movies about me. How come I didn't get a piece of that action?!
  5. Sending text messages are a freakin' pain. Then again try using it with a Krypton alphabet, I would need a bigger cell phone.
  6. Had lunch with Bruce, man he needs to get a woman fast!
  7. I saw a guy wearing a Superman T-shirt today, man what a geek!
  8. Need to get my tights dry cleaned, but they always put starch in it! Hello! Krypton to Earth people! When i say no starch I mean it!
  9. Sitting in my bean bag chair, watching Heroes, eating heat vision cooked tacos. Hey, Superheroes need days off too. Heroes is awesome!!
  10. Even with my abilities, I still get stuck in traffic!! Damn birds.
  11. Odd, I can spin the earth to go back in time, and yet Starbucks can't make a decent coffee? What is wrong with Metropolis!