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  1. what's more endearing than coming home to find your roomie, the harvard professor, enjoying a glass of wine and a game of super mario bros?
  2. @BotticusMaximus how silly of me to have misspelled that...
  3. i am in heart: http://bit.ly/5EYZxX
  4. everyone knows autocrat is better than eclipse coffee syrup. it's the same product, but the autocrat bottle makes it tastier.
  5. "rhode island mudslides" are on tonight's agenda for me and @BotticusMaximus: kahlua, vanilla ice cream, and autocrat coffee syrup.
  6. oh no, wait. my mistake! *anything* is better than that. ...anything at all.
  7. nothing is better than getting hit on by the teenager behind you in line at dunkin' donuts when you're still wearing the sweats you slept in
  8. the only things on tv are infomercials for battery powered, ab-tensing belts, and the sopranos in spanish. *now* it's time for bed.
  9. i'm not sure why i thought 1am was a good time to start cleaning. felt right at the time. i wonder when it'll feel right to stop...
  10. mom realized that her ipod nano is full and decided it's time to get another one. clearly, she has more to learn about how her ipod works...
  11. i'm pretty sure the weather has ADD today.
  12. i just found out via this someecard http://www.someecards.com/c... that @craymz likes my tweets. how very 21st century.
  13. @joeschmitt re: your idea of putting straight marriage on the referendum - http://bit.ly/23Rn01
  14. @chrispetescia how did you come up with the name for your company? or is that top secret information? ;)
  15. @avatarczar ha, thanks! but he works in the R&D kitchen, not the production floor. plenty of hairnets there. :)
  16. ...see, i don't *want* to die... and she said i would have, had i kept watching... nevermind.
  17. the announcer for this MTV show just said, "wait till you see this sexy stud! you'll literally die!" i changed the channel immediately.
  18. @Craymz no, to the 2012 part, YES to the smuggled hot chocolate part!
  19. @Craymz my good friend kate used to stage manage that show. she had to "manage" a drugged out dave chappelle when he fell asleep on stage.
  20. RT @Trick_or_tweet: The beauty of Sarah Palin's book is that you actually can shut the book up.