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"pop" is what you do to the bastard who can't point out the soda aisle...lol http://tweetphoto.com/7474128 about 8 hours ago from TweetPhoto
watching asian Dora w/lil mama... about 10 hours ago from mobile web
the baby's up...*sigh*...no more relaxing...off to play dolls... about 14 hours ago from mobile web
@slaus only difference btw a porn star & twit-ho is porn cuts paychecks...twitter ain't paying shit... about 14 hours ago from mobile web
who misses out on their high school graduation cuz they have a baby? #bishyoulie! about 14 hours ago from mobile web
@urbanledjen I love whoregoblins w/low self esteem...they give life to daytime tv when I'm on vacation from work about 14 hours ago from mobile web
this girl on Maury says she's 17 but she looks 42...I'mma need to see some id before I buy that... about 14 hours ago from mobile web
why do these thirsty broads think naked twitpics make them models?? twitter ain't playboy! put yo'damn clothes on!! about 14 hours ago from mobile web
I need an insecure heterosexual man whose girl is bangin' a big muscular guy so I can see some drama! about 15 hours ago from mobile web
they don't yell...they don't fight...they just calmly agree to break up #lesbiansoncheaters #boring about 15 hours ago from mobile web
let Cheaters tell it, lesbians handle conflict very maturely...smh... about 15 hours ago from mobile web
Booty Pop draws? really?!? they're selling padded panties by phone now?! *southern belle faint* about 15 hours ago from mobile web
his wife hasn't lived w/him for a year & 4 months...& he's just realizing he's separated?? lol dumb ass #divorcecourt about 16 hours ago from mobile web
@verafero "Carol Ayynnee!! don't go intuh thuh liiigghhhtt!" about 16 hours ago from mobile web
@authordlsparks TEAAAMMM-WORK! (if I gotta suffer, I'm sharing it with the team lol) about 16 hours ago from mobile web
I'm so sleepy, I actually turned to the hot mess that is Divorce Court...& haven't changed yet... about 16 hours ago from mobile web
I need a freakin sledgehammer to knock me out cuz I'm not getting any sleep! ugh!! about 16 hours ago from mobile web
@liquidslap man, you just don't know...wonder pets makes me wanna kick hamsters & chicks...lol about 16 hours ago from mobile web
"whats gonna work? teeaammm-work! whats gonna work?..." damn wonder pets...grrr... about 16 hours ago from mobile web
every time this girl wants me to do something for her, she starts singing the Teamwork song from Wonder Pets...ain't that bout a... about 16 hours ago from mobile web