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  1. "pop" is what you do to the bastard who can't point out the soda aisle...lol http://tweetphoto.com/7474128
  2. watching asian Dora w/lil mama...
  3. the baby's up...*sigh*...no more relaxing...off to play dolls...
  4. @slaus only difference btw a porn star & twit-ho is porn cuts paychecks...twitter ain't paying shit...
  5. who misses out on their high school graduation cuz they have a baby? #bishyoulie!
  6. @urbanledjen I love whoregoblins w/low self esteem...they give life to daytime tv when I'm on vacation from work
  7. this girl on Maury says she's 17 but she looks 42...I'mma need to see some id before I buy that...
  8. why do these thirsty broads think naked twitpics make them models?? twitter ain't playboy! put yo'damn clothes on!!
  9. I need an insecure heterosexual man whose girl is bangin' a big muscular guy so I can see some drama!
  10. they don't yell...they don't fight...they just calmly agree to break up #lesbiansoncheaters #boring
  11. let Cheaters tell it, lesbians handle conflict very maturely...smh...
  12. Booty Pop draws? really?!? they're selling padded panties by phone now?! *southern belle faint*
  13. his wife hasn't lived w/him for a year & 4 months...& he's just realizing he's separated?? lol dumb ass #divorcecourt
  14. @verafero "Carol Ayynnee!! don't go intuh thuh liiigghhhtt!"
  15. @authordlsparks TEAAAMMM-WORK! (if I gotta suffer, I'm sharing it with the team lol)
  16. I'm so sleepy, I actually turned to the hot mess that is Divorce Court...& haven't changed yet...
  17. I need a freakin sledgehammer to knock me out cuz I'm not getting any sleep! ugh!!
  18. @liquidslap man, you just don't know...wonder pets makes me wanna kick hamsters & chicks...lol
  19. "whats gonna work? teeaammm-work! whats gonna work?..." damn wonder pets...grrr...
  20. every time this girl wants me to do something for her, she starts singing the Teamwork song from Wonder Pets...ain't that bout a...