KaiWayne
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Just barfed badly inside Fergie's training top. Mummy's on the phone to the doctor saying "My baby has been really sick in the Knight."
about 2 hours ago
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Apparently Tomasz has sent Edwin a Christmas card congratulating the Dutchman on playing his last game for United.
about 2 hours ago
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Fergie's popped round. "Yes Sir Alex, Darren's filled in well. Right back yes, brilliant, very flexible, super player, yes really nice hair.
about 2 hours ago
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Daddy is explaining to me about his team's injury crisis and then pisses himself laughing as there is still no place for Nani.
about 2 hours ago
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mailto: s.claus@lapland.com - Dear Santa, Pull your finger out Chubster. 400 more followers in 9 days just ain't gonna happen. Kai.
about 2 hours ago
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44 days old.
about 3 hours ago
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600 followers. John and Edward, eat my nappy.
about 14 hours ago
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Daddy thinks this time of year is great for the likes of Jan Molby and David Platt, as at least there is guaranteed work to be had.
about 17 hours ago
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Daddy has just returned from HMV having emptied the shelves of Rage Against The Machine singles. Can we dream? Not you Santa, piss off.
about 18 hours ago
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Thank you for your suggestions, but I really cannot let daddy do that with 'The Cristiano'.
about 18 hours ago
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'The Fabio' is sure to be popular as it can double up for kids who lose their Postman Pat toys.
about 18 hours ago
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'The Brucey' will be the most expensive of my dolls as it is seven times the size of all other models.
about 18 hours ago
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'The Carlos' will be available as a limited edition model for Halloween week only.
about 18 hours ago
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'The Fat Frank' will be my bestseller. The more you feed him, the fatter he gets, until he slows down, stops and then explodes all over you.
about 18 hours ago
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Then there's 'The Fernando', a model which threatens to supercede Barbie sales. Includes Alice band, hairbrush and all beauty accessories.
about 18 hours ago
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My range will have 'The Didier', which walks around with no-one near it and then falls over, wailing like a banshee. Comes with real tears.
about 18 hours ago
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I have decided to launch my own range of baby footballer dolls: - To include 'The Nani' (currently only available as a sitting down model).
about 18 hours ago
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mailto: beardedtwat@endemol.co.uk - Dear Mr Edmonds, can you surprise me with a visit on Christmas Eve with a load of followers. Thanks, Kai
about 18 hours ago
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p.s. Incidentally Santa, I've decided to ask the other one with the beard for some help - Noel Edmonds, he helps people at Christmas. Kai.
about 18 hours ago
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mailto: s.claus@lapland.com - Dear Santa, you are a right shit. 1,000 followers I asked for and I'm only dribbling towards 600. Love Kai.
about 19 hours ago
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- Name Kai Wayne Rooney
- Bio Baby, Son of Wozza and Colin, Youngest Twitter Scribe in the World. I'm just behind daddy in the official team photo on the left.
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