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  1. @kelster that should have read: "women as tensed to men..." A rookie mistake. 7:27 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to kelster
  2. Two holiday tips, kids. Don't wear Spanx to a Thanksgiving feast and never snort paprika to "check for freshness." 3:08 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  3. When the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse arrive, it will be on a Continental flight. They will have been delayed in Newark. 10:16 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. @JamesMDonohoe lollerskates 2:04 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to JamesMDonohoe
  5. can an entire town have scurvy? 10:48 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. @AbelFisshaye it's gonna be awhile, at least not for anything work related. You having a party? 11:03 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to AbelFisshaye
  7. Et tu, McMuffin? 4:50 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  8. "Y'know back in my day tickets came on heavy cardboard in an envelope" Fascinating, lady. And how did you saddle your winged beasts. 1:15 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  9. Ah, Fall is here. Crisp air, leaves underfoot, another opportunity to fail at wearing corduroy. 12:30 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  10. It is surprisingly difficult to explain to your coworkers why you just stumbled into a meeting carrying a cookie and a jar of mayonnaise. 10:24 AM Nov 3rd from web
  11. It's not encouraging when your physical therapist is taking breaks to search for joint diagrams on Yahoo! This is a 30m session; use Google. 3:02 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  12. Driver has left me alone in Ithaca's historic trolley bus with the engine on. Fantasize driving off to Canada, the cops chasing me @ 17mph. 7:50 AM Oct 1st from Tweetie
  13. on hold, listening to smooth jazz, looking for a noose and a rickety chair. 4:36 PM Sep 30th from web
  14. @AbelFisshaye NY 10:22 PM Sep 27th from web in reply to AbelFisshaye
  15. i think i had a grammar hernia. 8:17 PM Sep 27th from web
  16. almost had a hernia getting moving all these books. Literacy, I'm putting you on probation. 7:48 PM Sep 27th from web
  17. Stevie Wonder just bumped my table. 11:49 PM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  18. After 11 hours I'm finally back in California. I can't wait to make a right turn at a red light. 8:13 PM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  19. Can't believe no one else shouted Contact! when the propeller started. I guess they were too busy looking terrified. 6:44 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  20. At the regional airport, post office and business park. Food court's on the honor system: http://twitpic.com/itfnw 6:04 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie