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@PunkyVal La pandorca de Pauline! :O Hay talco regao en la grama?about 13 hours ago from web in reply to PunkyVal
La Pandorca Mayorca de Pauline! LOLabout 13 hours ago from web
@Nopatria Pero en vez de mermelada tiene pus y semen seco.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Nopatria
Holy fucking shit sticks. My max is not flickering. MY MAX IS NOT FLICKERING. OH MAH GAWWWWWD IT'S NOT FUCKING FLICKERING OH HAPPY DAY!!!about 13 hours ago from web
@Nopatria Te lo dije! Eso es un abismo de saranana, hongo, rasquiña, ladilla y sicote.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Nopatria
@Nopatria Careful. If you stare deep enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. *And by abyss I mean massive, misshapen ass.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Nopatria
@hramos Si! ashy pussy syndrome. Con tocones irritados. Yo creo que eso explica el talco. Fo! Ya! suficiente.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to hramos
@Nopatria Cuántas veces cogí a mi hno. con esa cabrona en una esquinita del browser. Fucking puerco.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to Nopatria
@Nopatria Hasta el sol de hoy no sé si usaba talco con cojones en la pámpana o si tenía un yeast infection bien encojonao.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to Nopatria
@Nopatria Eso también me acordó de la experiencia traumática al ver la boca de Predator que Pauline Crespo tiene por crica.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to Nopatria
@Nopatria Diaaaaaaablo yo me acuerdo de ese cochofle, hasta mi pai trajo un print-out del trabajo porque todo el mundo la imprimió.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to Nopatria
@sumares @hramos Awwwwwwwwwwwww ya siento mis dientes podrirse con la sacarina :Dabout 14 hours ago from web in reply to sumares
Reinstall-fucking-everything mode activated. First order of business: Steam.about 14 hours ago from web
@senyorcitoninja WTF HAHAHAHA!about 14 hours ago from web in reply to senyorcitoninja
@kpereira Please please PLEASE tell me a cavity search was involved.about 15 hours ago from web in reply to kpereira
WINDOWS 7 IN THA HOUSE MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---about 15 hours ago from web
I want a new ToeJam & Earl game! Please RT! http://j.mp/1w0UmUabout 18 hours ago from Tweetie
@Johndo Still no invite notifications! Arg!about 20 hours ago from web in reply to Johndo
This. Week. Is going. To SUCK. #ThesisDraftDue1:07 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
How can someone sleep with an erection THE WHOLE NIGHT?! :O12:51 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie

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Name César
Location Plano, TX
Web http://www.cesara...
Bio Digital Game Artist in training, born in Dominican Republic, raised in Puerto Rico, now grinding levels at the Guildhall in TX.

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