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  1. I've sort of slacked off on parenting for like a year. But I just don't see myself going back to how I was before. 9:27 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  2. Go here for my really helpful holiday tips: http://bit.ly/7vrRC6 10:34 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  3. At the risk of sounding materialistic, I love buying things. 10:31 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  4. @HollyWillNot Ha! Diet coke will have to do. 8:41 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck in reply to HollyWillNot
  5. How many strange and varied encounters with feces can a person have before 9am? In my case: 2 #wishIdrankcoffee 8:26 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  6. Didn't know taking food on scout campout meant a precooked tinfoil dinner so I sent my son with a can of Vienna sausage. Amotherwhoknows... 4:12 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  7. Tonight I'm going to find out what happens if I just never make dinner. 5:25 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  8. @laurenthequeen Do it! I'm working on my playlist now. 4:48 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck in reply to laurenthequeen
  9. Oh. The answer, as usual, is SEARS. http://bit.ly/3safHi 9:46 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  10. Where can I get a cool fur trapper hat? 9:45 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  11. The only hymns I know all the words to are the ones Elvis sings. 9:44 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  12. For ward Christmas party playlist: Secular Elvis building to Religious Elvis or Religious Elvis building to Secular Elvis? 9:43 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  13. Today for a few seconds I thought the noun version of "organize" was organy. 9:42 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  14. @clisty I can't stop watching SYTYCD! But it's so, so easy to stop watching Jay Leno because I never start. #killingjayleno 10:10 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck in reply to clisty
  15. @haileyjs And if you were MJ's guitarist it would be your turn to shine and we would be here for you--simmering. 10:03 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck in reply to haileyjs
  16. Instead of watching Jay Leno I think I'll choreograph a dance where I use a cane to kill Jay Leno. #killingjayleno 9:50 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  17. I think I'll have Phil Jackson and Whoopi Goldberg act awkwardly in a commercial for a phone that kills Jay Leno. #killingjayleno 9:49 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  18. Next time Leno's on I think I'll learn to tap dance and try out for SYTYCD #killingjayleno. 9:40 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  19. Next time Leno's on I think I'll wean my two year old off her pacifier. #killingjayleno 9:39 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  20. @iveymom Oh, I'm VERY serious. But I'm also rat-squeamish. You have rats? Thanks for offering them! (But no thanks.) 4:41 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck in reply to iveymom