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  1. Some of my happiest thoughts about Christmastime come not from presents or songs, but from the fact that clementines are available in bulk. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. The greatest thing about having satellite radio in my car is that I can spell satellite. about 15 hours ago from Birdhouse
  3. @ezekialdantes Yup. Good memory! about 21 hours ago from web in reply to ezekialdantes
  4. @jenfunkyjen And "no rules" and "I rule snot"... about 23 hours ago from web in reply to jenfunkyjen
  5. @ezekialdantes I love your new profile picture. Your teddy bear? 7:48 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to ezekialdantes
  6. Daughter: "Santa should give coal to people early so they have time to change their attitude before Christmas." 7:38 AM Dec 15th from Birdhouse
  7. I am moved to tears every time I hear The Singing Dogs do 'Jingle Bells.' It's like they're woofing to *me*. 3:28 AM Dec 15th from web
  8. @PiscesInPurple You and @ImAVeronica should just get a room. Or share a house. Or have sex. 10:59 AM Dec 14th from Echofon in reply to PiscesInPurple
  9. The *very last* bottle of 20 year old Scotch was produced in 1992. According to the Mayans. 4:19 AM Dec 14th from web
  10. @conservadora uh oh, what did you do? 9:43 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to conservadora
  11. Pro tip: Do NOT quickly grab a paper towel off the kitchen counter to sneeze into, because it may be be heavily covered in Crisco. 9:37 AM Dec 13th from web
  12. @samatlounge Sam, glad to hear M is better. I was thinking about you guys. Nice to have seen you in Sainsbury's! 9:35 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to samatlounge
  13. @smashedpotatoes made sweet words with me.... 8:19 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to smashedpotatoes
  14. Trying to figure out the formula for determining how much wrapping paper I need for 4 snow tires. So far I have: πr^2 * 8 + ((2πr * h) *4 3:37 AM Dec 13th from web
  15. If I get my wife snow tires for Christmas, I can count that as four gifts right? 11:03 AM Dec 12th from web
  16. @ryancarson My thoughts are with you Ryan. 3:52 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to ryancarson
  17. Dear Ladies - Per your instructions to me in my middle school yearbook, you will be happy to know that I have Stayed Sweet. 3:09 PM Dec 11th from web
  18. Happy Ḥănukāh... happy hannuka... hannukah?... happy channukah... happy ˈχanuka.... festival of....... Merry Jewish Christmas. 7:12 AM Dec 11th from web
  19. @farkette Fantastic! I hate salt all over my car, my clothes, my front yard, etc. All because people are in such a hurry. 6:18 AM Dec 11th from Echofon in reply to farkette
  20. Idea: Quit putting salt on the roads. Bad for the environment and ruins our cars. Instead, just groom the snow and we can all slow down. 5:39 AM Dec 11th from web