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  1. @chaselisbon Bear. Get spears.
  2. Work is starting to suck again. But my Roku came in today and I got a call that a patient needs my bone marrow. Gonna do it.
  3. Gotta do this at work... RT @digitalkitty: This does not happen at the twit cottage. http://bit.ly/5ZvL8J
  4. Having some 'sinthe. No fire, this time. Making it the French way.
  5. HATE kids, but this little guy is shredding that Uke: http://bit.ly/66VFOZ
  6. @Nollie86 Written invitation.
  7. @jephjacques That album is good for ANY kind of weather.
  8. Weather: GORGEOUS (58F, breezy, sunny) Windows: Open. And I got off work early to make it even better.
  9. Checking out Office 2010 Pro. This looks pretty cool.
  10. @cyanist I also couldn't hear right for a week.
  11. @cyantist Chewing gum. Pressure changes had me doubled over in pain my first time. Up wasn't so bad, but coming down was hell.
  12. Hearing the national anthem playing over loudspeakers. Must be racing at the track tonight.
  13. RT @faderhead: Today five years ago, Dimebag Darrell was shot on stage. To me the best metal guitarist ever -> http://bit.ly/11l2E1
  14. @UrFavoriteFeeny I lent it to her son, Wally. Said it was for a 'science project'.
  15. @UrFavoriteFeeny And this is why I married you. I'll get the lube, you feel guilty about not being enough women for me.
  16. @UrFavoriteFeeny Cool, I'll invite Mrs. Cleaver over afterward.
  17. @UrFavoriteFeeny Deal. Now what's for dinner?
  18. @UrFavoriteFeeny 3 meals a day and undercover swinger parties. Those are my terms.
  19. @UrFavoriteFeeny This is why we sleep in separate beds. I'd divorce you if it were legal.
  20. @UrFavoriteFeeny (also, marvel at my tense dissonance)