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  1. Another bad result on a gay marriage vote, but what a powerful speech beforehand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFFxidhcy0 1:03 PM Dec 2nd from web
  2. Ron Artest shares the least surprising news ever: "I used to drink Hennessy … at halftime." 12:09 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. RT @michaelianblack Household hint: Simply place your most expensive area rug in the place you want your dog to vomit. Works like a charm! 11:25 AM Dec 2nd from web
  4. Sarah Palin sure knows where to find her fans. She'll be signing books at an Arizona Costco. http://ktar.com/?nid=6&sid=1232756 8:16 AM Nov 18th from web
  5. The triumphant return of Max Cleland, American Hero. http://bit.ly/3jxrFK 9:55 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. Are these umpires even watching the game? What's going on!? Time for robot umps. 7:00 PM Oct 20th from web
  7. RT @nerdist I like Heidi Klum but I think she's under the impression that she has to fertilize every egg her body produces. 7:21 PM Oct 13th from web
  8. Fat people equate their plight to the struggle of segregation-era blacks. Colossal fail. http://tinyurl.com/yloog2g 11:55 AM Oct 12th from web
  9. If you like dogs...or peanut butter...or things that are amazing, check it. http://tinyurl.com/l3967p 6:21 PM Oct 11th from web
  10. Just when it looked like things couldn't get worse for the STL Rams, this happened: http://tinyurl.com/yfx9rxs 5:47 PM Oct 5th from web
  11. RT @GStephanopoulos McCain Campaign Chief Says Palin 2012 Could be "Catastrophic" for Republicans http://bit.ly/Kcyq5. Agree! DO IT! 10:16 AM Oct 2nd from web
  12. Award for best byline ever goes to Anthony Giornalista. http://tinyurl.com/y8wsbuz 11:56 AM Sep 27th from web
  13. Oh, this thing? It's just the GREATEST VIDEO EVER! http://tinyurl.com/ycez964 9:33 PM Sep 26th from web
  14. What's with the referees' uniforms at the Pats game? Are they working at the candy shop after this? 6:17 PM Sep 14th from web
  15. What the hell is Jay Cutler doing? 7:58 PM Sep 13th from web
  16. This site is amazing. And terrifying. And amazing. http://peopleofwalmart.com/ 2:16 PM Sep 3rd from web
  17. Oh look, it's the Jim Crow South again! http://tinyurl.com/lpvurn 10:10 AM Aug 11th from web
  18. Latest wingnut attack: Obama is the anti-Christ, according to the Bible. Ugh. http://tinyurl.com/mu4u5z 1:49 PM Aug 4th from web
  19. NY Times says girls sports are big moneymakers. What evidence do they have? Anecdotes! That's all! http://tinyurl.com/lgwgwx 9:24 AM Jul 29th from web
  20. Best thing about our terrible economy: the death of Crocs http://tinyurl.com/lqg79q 9:36 AM Jul 17th from web