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bsag
Overhead teenagers talking on the train: "Do pigs have bones?" We are all doomed.
02:50 PM July 03, 2008
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panache
No one has a sense of humor anymore. Dear America: Take the poll out of your ass. Thanks.
08:49 AM July 03, 2008
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foresmac
"Screening out profitable companies for ethical reasons is irresponsible investing." That's only true if profit is your only motive. FAIL.
07:48 AM July 03, 2008
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Ihnatko
@rcbl The Kindle may look like it was designed and assembled in Yugoslavia, but it's a great little thing. I use mine nearly daily.
08:49 AM July 01, 2008
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mstultz
NetNewsWire is showing an unread badge of "1337". I'm just that good.
11:40 AM June 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
_Dwell_ is full of fresh ideas for the livable spaces we could create with as little as 80 times my current income.
09:17 AM June 30, 2008
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ringmaster
Accidentally left on phone after runway delay. Clearly, this caused the plane to crash and I'm dead, since Southwest bag claim is hell.
10:13 PM June 29, 2008
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t
thinking srsly about what it take to install jacks (ala Mach 5). step 1, greatly improved suspension to handle jumps, landings.
08:44 AM June 28, 2008
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SLB
Wall*E was a great movie, btw. I highly recommend it. I am impressed by Pixar's ability to deliver a message and also make a cockroach cute.
10:47 PM June 27, 2008
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foresmac
"And if 'if' was a spliff, man, we'd all be high."
11:37 AM June 26, 2008
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tj
Me: Every time Joel Osteen sells a book, God kills a kitten.
Her: Awwww..
Me: No, not really.
Her: Why would you even say that?
Me: *Sigh*
12:22 AM June 26, 2008
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ddribin
For those who also use an underscore ivar prefix with @synthesize:
#define dd_synthesize(_X_) @synthesize _X_ = _##_X_;
02:06 PM June 24, 2008
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wilshipley
My reaction to a pretty lady actually liking me: push her away, get drunk alone. Clearly, I am an evolutionary outcast.
04:48 AM June 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
MS Word launches with the urgency of a farting pensioner who doesn't particularly care whether he makes it to the bathroom in time.
01:41 PM June 19, 2008
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tj
"You let her push you around like that?" I said to a guy in a wheelchair being pushed around by his wife.
12:44 PM June 19, 2008
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Moltz
And the name of the boy who tormented George Lucas in grade school was... Bobby Fett. Now you know... the rest of the story.
11:00 AM June 16, 2008
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PurpleCar
KeepinItReal card: "You are the meanest teacher I ever had and I hate you, but I'm sorry my mom keyed your Porsche. It's a nice car."
02:54 PM June 15, 2008
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tj
@wilshipley Doesn't the "S" stand for "Silent"? I pronounce it "fuck".
(N.B. my bug report on "fsck -y' not leading to sex is still open.)
09:31 PM June 14, 2008
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siegel
Showing buffalo-wing seasoning mix to birds as a behavior modifier: FAIL.
07:34 PM June 14, 2008
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SLB
http://twitpic.com/26sq - LOVE IT!!! Possum-kitteh!
10:19 AM June 13, 2008
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