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  1. @courtneyrae sounds made up, no?
  2. @bptillman Nearly perfect... umm, but there was the little thing about having to put meat back in oven for 10 min. But oil free!!
  3. Turkey frier update: internet says 90 minutes, but nope, too optimistic. Come on internet, check your stats!!
  4. @courtneyrae hahaha, love it.... I wish I could become a fan of tryptophan... <crickets?>
  5. 15 minutes till the oil fee turkey fryer gets its hands on a 12 pound brined bird... Much to be thankful for!
  6. Our 1 Yo would trade us, in a heartbeat, for either Kelly Ripa or Ellen. I'd make the same move, so can't be too upset at it.
  7. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Othe ...
  8. @whoorl congratulations on wito2.0 !! re: movie candy - go peanut m&m with your popcorn
  9. Ok, so its THX giving food competition.... My entry: Bacon'd Corn with Oysters.... @Awo did cake pops that rock
  10. @garyvee @tivo tivo homepage recommended wine tv and I finally saw what everyone's been saying. Love it -- what took me so long?!?
  11. Oprah quitting in 2011 isn't the story. Story: she will own the entire distribution and keep all profits in her new network. #oprah
  12. Know when to fold em: when to change careers/jobs... #1: not your passion, #2: your gut is talking http://bit.ly/3mXs8T (via @danschawbel)
  13. Bragging to neighbor about how 1yo has the quote unquote 'sleeping thing down' severely angered the gods. today's todo: atonement
  14. @notthatyouasked I hate the yelling. hate.the.yelling. would sign over 401k for it to stop
  15. @courtneyrae you'll be happy to know that Texas 77406 is 61F, Sunny
  16. Note to self... Twittering 'weather' is not the sign of a pro. #fail. also, wife already made fun of me, now That's the power of twitter
  17. Weather 77406
  18. @sknight1 there are 2 types of people in the world, people who like journey and fucking liars (don't stop believing)
  19. @amanda0218 Think no spicier than your average big red gum or ketchup.... Will let you know when I partake
  20. Could seriously use Rocky eye-of-the-tiger music to raise my game. Thinking the jalapeno marg in my future has potential. #a-game