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  1. Am I the only one who thinks Lady GaGa sounds like a dude?
  2. Watching Labyrinth. *your joke here*
  3. I won't be saving the world today, but that's fine and dandy.
  4. The only things that disturb me more than Gremlins are Anne Geddes photos.
  5. I'm going running tonight. To Hell with my knee. Enough's enough. I'll alert you to which hospital I'll be staying in.
  6. The No Doubt concert in Raleigh was great!
  7. According to Jim was cancelled. Does that mean there is definitive proof that God exists?
  8. Full of the tireds. School is the boos.
  9. Why didn't Frodo use the eagles Gandalf had in Return of the King to drop off the ring at Mt. Doom? Wouldn't that have made more sense?
  10. I hate that Avril Lavigne video where she's tearing up a mall. Someone has to clean that up, Avril, you inconsiderate child.
  11. I once saw the words "Win with Willard" spray painted on an overpass. I wonder who Willard is, and how I can win with him.
  12. I suppose I should be doing homework, but I've made my peace with mediocrity.
  13. Will Flash save us?
  14. LOST's season finale rocked the party.
  15. After learning that the harpies of The View have Twitter accounts, I'm ashamed to have mine.
  16. Online class, blah-blah-blee-bloo-blah.
  17. After this day of substitute teaching, I hope I'm sterile.
  18. Still a suckball in terms of getting homework done. Boo-errific.
  19. Trying to muster the gumption to do homework.
  20. Is it wrong that I sometimes watch The View to get my hate on?