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  1. I would be very thankful if my DC friends would send me pictures if snow!
  2. With advice from @tanninkal I have implemented the function leafiest(). A million mathematicians cried out - and were suddenly silenced.
  3. Today I got an email with the subject "MySpace is now following you on twitter." I am looking for a rift in spacetime to follow.
  4. RT @hawkinstheclaw: biting commentary on why twilight/breaking dawn must be made into a movie, suitable for direction by david cronenber ...
  5. If you use Facebook, you absolutely must read EFF's analysis of the changes to your privacy options: http://bit.ly/56C0zR (via @wilw)
  6. My happy food place this week: Honey Honey Cafe #foodiesf
  7. Merry SF Christmas! http://yfrog.com/1yz20zj
  8. @nbauman Congrats!
  9. RT @paulandstorm: [P] @Molly23 & @TheDoifter's uke-based adorableness + @jonathancoulton's lyric-retention skills = http://bit.ly/4Yy90N
  10. I found my south park xmas songs from "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." *tear*
  11. Funny but true: scientists unable to construct an experiment about porn - they couldn't find a control group. http://bit.ly/4GO4jK
  12. @jdarksun there's only so many things you can wrench with a fleshlight.....
  13. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair should be referred to as "he" despite being a hermaphroditic alien reptoid.
  14. "Your mom is so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!"
  15. Gay bashing woman humiliated for wearing hideous skirt: http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/30/gay-bashing-woman-hu.html
  16. I blame tryptophan!!
  17. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to sodomize Internet Explorer with a rake.
  18. @jdarksun Ya can't touch that. *90's jam*
  19. Today is one of those days where everything I touch breaks. Any requests?
  20. "Resquiat in pesci, in pesto, e in quattro formaggi." P-A LMAO. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/23/