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  1. @dbwilldo Also, you need to get one of these for work: http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  2. @dbwilldo Going to put Buble in all my indie rock playlists, just to mess with hipster's genius mixes everywhere.
  3. What a boring day
  4. @RedCladLoon "Looks like you've got some herpes on your lip there. You been kissing your wife's ass... After I put some herpes there?"
  5. I am absolutely loving this episode of the Venture Bros. Absolutely.
  6. @Hulign @pafford Pregnancy test, and a single wire hanger. Boom.
  7. @tendancer "Team", that should be.
  8. @tendancer I have no idea who Demi Lovato is, but I'm picking her for my tea.
  9. @pafford Two sandwich man. I like it.
  10. @pafford Picture of sandwich plz.
  11. @gthogan Now that's democracy!
  12. @Heartagram Nikon supremacy (It's all personal preference but I happen to be right about everything, so...)
  13. @dbwilldo I've got one more in the can going up in a couple of days. Maybe I should dig through my drafts folder, I'm sure there's some gold
  14. Only four more blog posts until last year's Christmas post is off the front page! Can I make it gone before this year's Christmas post?
  15. @meatypuffs I'll bring the hibachi, you bring the s'mores. We can zip our sleeping bags together to conserve heat.
  16. Also a fun fact: The Spanish imperialists in the Phillipines swore so much that "konyo" became the Tagalog word for the upper classes.
  17. lol whilst reading the wiki article for Spanish profanity, I learned there's a town in Nebraska called Joder. That is awesome.
  18. I know it's 2009 and all, but emailing my mom still feels weird.
  19. @MarioPadilla You made the right choice.
  20. @Hulign I've got a sweet MINI built up in the configurator, all black, with black wheels, black stripes, and red interior. It's hot.