jwesley82
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@ official statement from the Department of Redundancy Department? otherwise i won't believe you.
2:02 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to vampisaurus
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@ hmmm...sounds a little elitist (tweelitist?) to me...but that's just one man's opinion.
12:24 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to ResaMichelle
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RT @: RT b4 8pm est 2day 2 enter 2 win S2 SIGNED by John Krasinski & Jenna Fischer.
1:42 PM Dec 11th
from web
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Made lewd suggestive comment about @...ridiculed justin beiber (who?) fans...and finished shakespeare essay. Twas a good night.
12:49 AM Dec 11th
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@ is doing homework right now. What? I like to watch. I like to do my own homework and try to finish at the same time...
5:13 PM Dec 10th
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what? yes...i said i'll see you in miami. and i know you're excited.
10:51 AM Dec 10th
from web
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took a dump...imagine my surprise when I realized I'd basically just written a nathaniel hawthorne novel. Still could not flush fast enough.
8:24 PM Dec 9th
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@ well, if figgins does sign with the M's i can say that i used to respect him...
11:50 AM Dec 4th
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in reply to angelsbaseball
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Oh hey, 4 hrs of sleep...yeah, I'm getting tired of seeing you like this too. It's that damn snoring of his.
6:51 AM Dec 4th
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@ you probably meant "bigger *skeptics* than you out there"...but I'm pretty sure you already knew that.
1:16 PM Dec 3rd
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@ on my ipod gay 80's music is stacked neatly in a playlist with your name on it, but it's all Queen, mchammer + MJ...so we cool.
7:36 PM Dec 2nd
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looks like the cynics were right all along. the only thing changed in the white house is the radio station. oh yeah...that and socialism.
4:09 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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what do i have to do to get this paper done? so far my page/headache ratio is about 2.3/1...gross
11:43 PM Dec 1st
from web
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wanna get smashed? watch Law&Order: SVU and take a shot every time they mention semen.
5:15 PM Nov 30th
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@ @ i better get an invite to hang out that i have to decline because i have to work this weekend. sorry guys...next time?
9:35 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to ocpeter
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@ i wonder how many people think you are always dwight k schrute...i suspect that entertainment is the new "opiate of the masses"
4:02 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to rainnwilson
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@ the 101? or one of those tiny freeways they have? i love SB. and don't tell me you're returning to OC w/o going to freebirds.
12:46 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to ResaMichelle
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@ well, can you at least keep it down...those PC users will hear you and you know what they like to do w/info like this!!
12:07 AM Nov 29th
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in reply to BrianGuiniling
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@ that happened to me once...i had some auto-updates not auto-install properly. if your firmware is ok, you're in good shape.
11:57 PM Nov 28th
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in reply to BrianGuiniling
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@ can you believe I got called out for split infinitives on my essay for pygmalion? Dang. They were some quality adjectives too.
1:23 PM Nov 28th
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- Name Jon Davis
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- Bio The apparition of these faces in the crowd; Petals on a wet, black bough.
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