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  1. @vampisaurus official statement from the Department of Redundancy Department? otherwise i won't believe you.
  2. @ResaMichelle hmmm...sounds a little elitist (tweelitist?) to me...but that's just one man's opinion.
  3. RT @nbcstore: http://twitpic.com/t29z0 RT b4 8pm est 2day 2 enter 2 win #theoffice S2 SIGNED by John Krasinski & Jenna Fischer.
  4. Made lewd suggestive comment about @andrewqh...ridiculed justin beiber (who?) fans...and finished shakespeare essay. Twas a good night.
  5. @andrewqh is doing homework right now. What? I like to watch. I like to do my own homework and try to finish at the same time...
  6. what? yes...i said i'll see you in miami. and i know you're excited.
  7. took a dump...imagine my surprise when I realized I'd basically just written a nathaniel hawthorne novel. Still could not flush fast enough.
  8. @angelsbaseball well, if figgins does sign with the M's i can say that i used to respect him...
  9. Oh hey, 4 hrs of sleep...yeah, I'm getting tired of seeing you like this too. It's that damn snoring of his.
  10. @biorhythmist you probably meant "bigger *skeptics* than you out there"...but I'm pretty sure you already knew that.
  11. @vampisaurus on my ipod gay 80's music is stacked neatly in a playlist with your name on it, but it's all Queen, mchammer + MJ...so we cool.
  12. looks like the cynics were right all along. the only thing changed in the white house is the radio station. oh yeah...that and socialism.
  13. what do i have to do to get this paper done? so far my page/headache ratio is about 2.3/1...gross
  14. wanna get smashed? watch Law&Order: SVU and take a shot every time they mention semen.
  15. @ocpeter @andrewqh i better get an invite to hang out that i have to decline because i have to work this weekend. sorry guys...next time?
  16. @rainnwilson i wonder how many people think you are always dwight k schrute...i suspect that entertainment is the new "opiate of the masses"
  17. @ResaMichelle the 101? or one of those tiny freeways they have? i love SB. and don't tell me you're returning to OC w/o going to freebirds.
  18. @BrianGuiniling well, can you at least keep it down...those PC users will hear you and you know what they like to do w/info like this!!
  19. @BrianGuiniling that happened to me once...i had some auto-updates not auto-install properly. if your firmware is ok, you're in good shape.
  20. @vampisaurus can you believe I got called out for split infinitives on my essay for pygmalion? Dang. They were some quality adjectives too.