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  1. At the Cheeseboard today I discovered #Berkeley #Foodies come in 'tween size too! 4:41 PM Sep 10th from Twitterrific
  2. @jseadub whoa #wherethewildthingsare is going to be good! Shitters I'm already crying 4:39 PM Sep 10th from Twitterrific in reply to jseadub
  3. Save me before I eat the whole house! 10:12 PM Sep 8th from Twitterrific
  4. Actually I'm excited to be drinking this tea instead of the two glasses of wine I'd imagined. 10:02 PM Sep 8th from Twitterrific
  5. A fleeting thot 2 nvite a mom pushing babe in stroller, looking for a comfy spot to sit down. But mine has no kids in it. Nah! 3:47 PM Sep 1st from Twitterrific
  6. When you walk around in a silver scooter helmet in the grocery store, you look special. 3:42 PM Sep 1st from Twitterrific
  7. @dooce did you READ the comments on that @JohnLarroquette photo? Was @blurb jealous? 9:39 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to dooce
  8. Laughed so hard I snorted -- RT @gordonshumway: Yes LinkedIn, I do want to use Poopteeth McCrotchrot as my username. What of it? 9:32 PM Aug 25th from web
  9. @LesleyCannan happy anniversary! It's also @dooce's 7th today. Do you follow her? She is GREAT. Hope kgarten is awesome! 3:14 PM Aug 24th from Twitterrific in reply to LesleyCannan
  10. @MarthaStewart How long can I keep homemade #Caesar salad dressing (anch, egg, cheese) in the fridge? 1:02 PM Aug 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to MarthaStewart
  11. ...and a bowl of cereal, down. Poor floor. 6:22 PM Aug 21st from Twitterrific
  12. I finally mop after about 2 months and Leo peed all over the gleaming floor. 6:08 PM Aug 21st from Twitterrific
  13. @donttrythis cool gigabyte and all... But yr wearing white 10:15 AM Aug 14th from Twitterrific in reply to donttrythis
  14. @rzrachelzoe My husband gave me an awesome antique ivory ring. Can I wear it or should I be ashamed of myself?! 11:32 AM Aug 13th from Twitterrific in reply to rzrachelzoe
  15. Still reeling from my 5 y.o.'s detailed report on her different downloads and prospective diverse platforms for uploads/info sharing 8:59 AM Aug 13th from mobile web
  16. That is, fuckin. 10:44 PM Aug 12th from Twitterrific
  17. Just in: roasted scorpion smells fuchin awful. Like roasted scorpion. 10:43 PM Aug 12th from Twitterrific
  18. @ meggleyd Giving my #motherinlaw the Sci-Fi ringtone just gave me a giant thrill. 1:01 PM Aug 12th from Twitterrific
  19. #thingsihate The Jonas Brothers! No offense or anything, but really? Really? 9:56 PM Aug 10th from Twitterrific
  20. Forest Whitaker hosting the NEW #Twilight Zone? 9:35 PM Aug 10th from Twitterrific
  • Name Jenny Weiner Kepler
  • Location Berkeley
  • Bio Surrounded by dwarfs and living in a shoebox. On the other hand, if given the chance I wouldn't change a thing.
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