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  1. Jack is singing "Oh corn on the cob, how I love corn on the cob" to the melody of O Tannenbaum. The holidays have officially begun. 9:56 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  2. Deep thoughts by Jack. Me: What are you thinking about Jack? You look like you are deep in thought. Jack: (pause...pause...) A sandwich. 4:53 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  3. My daughter's 3rd grade Honor's math homework makes me feel dumb. 3:22 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  4. Jack just looked at me and asked, "Did you make me barf on a plate last night?" (For the record, it was a bowl...) 11:27 AM Nov 9th from web
  5. @BreakingNews 8:53 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter in reply to BreakingNews
  6. RT @jaywachtel: Despise the fact that my wife thinks David Caruso is hot. Been a point of contention for years. 7:23 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  7. I started singing in the car. Jay said "Oh man..." And when I looked over he said, "Yeah, I'm talking about you.". Feeling the love. 2:31 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  8. When giving timelines to my 6 year old, I state everything in terms of TV show length (e.g. Dad will be home in half a Spongebob episode.) 2:00 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  9. Having a guy step out from the shadow of his porch and scream,"YOUR LIGHTS ARE STILL ON!" at 5:25 AM is *not* what I expected for a Monday. 4:11 AM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter
  10. @DadGoneMad I find if you alternate between Reese's and Kit Kat's, it helps cut through the peanut butter. Down side? You end up eating more 8:45 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter in reply to DadGoneMad
  11. Megan: Next year for Halloween, I think I'll be a baby...lots of kids do that and it's pretty awesome... A big...HOT...baby. 10:02 AM Oct 31st from UberTwitter
  12. Megan ignored a ? From Jack. Jay: Megan why did you ignore Jack? Jack:Because that's what big sisters do.They ignore their little brothers. 5:03 AM Oct 31st from UberTwitter
  13. At Jack's Halloween party, one mom commented that the craft was "great for fine motor skills" and I was all...huh? (Mother of the year!) 11:31 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  14. Gearing up for epic battle this morning.Halloween parade at school w/forced dress up=automatic freak out will ensue with Megan in 3...2...1 3:51 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  15. Thinking the purchase of a dog (and fence for dog) may turn out to be a cost savings for us. Haven't been out to dinner since we got him! 3:10 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  16. RT @Armano: “ Please Help Us Help The Loveless Family - http://bit.ly/3b8csu” -@kenburbary 3:05 AM Oct 28th from UberTwitter
  17. @allanschoenberg Sounds like it is time for a study to see if the average weight of Icelandic people drops drastically! :) 4:38 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter in reply to allanschoenberg
  18. Didn't make it to the ATM yesterday so debated "borrowing" $ from Megan for my morning coffee.Opted to scrounge around for quarters instead. 4:24 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter
  19. Jack: Mom, you are the supreme leader of the family. Megan: No-Dad is. Jack: Well, behind every great man is a greater woman! 4:32 PM Oct 26th from UberTwitter
  20. Took dog out to pee and I looked over to see Jack peeing on a tree. When I asked him what he was doing he responded, "That's what guys do!" 5:43 PM Oct 24th from UberTwitter