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  1. Jack just looked at me and asked, "Did you make me barf on a plate last night?" (For the record, it was a bowl...)11:27 AM Nov 9th from web
  2. @BreakingNews8:53 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter in reply to BreakingNews
  3. RT @jaywachtel: Despise the fact that my wife thinks David Caruso is hot. Been a point of contention for years.7:23 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  4. I started singing in the car. Jay said "Oh man..." And when I looked over he said, "Yeah, I'm talking about you.". Feeling the love.2:31 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  5. When giving timelines to my 6 year old, I state everything in terms of TV show length (e.g. Dad will be home in half a Spongebob episode.)2:00 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  6. Having a guy step out from the shadow of his porch and scream,"YOUR LIGHTS ARE STILL ON!" at 5:25 AM is *not* what I expected for a Monday.4:11 AM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter
  7. @DadGoneMad I find if you alternate between Reese's and Kit Kat's, it helps cut through the peanut butter. Down side? You end up eating more8:45 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter in reply to DadGoneMad
  8. Megan: Next year for Halloween, I think I'll be a baby...lots of kids do that and it's pretty awesome... A big...HOT...baby.10:02 AM Oct 31st from UberTwitter
  9. Megan ignored a ? From Jack. Jay: Megan why did you ignore Jack? Jack:Because that's what big sisters do.They ignore their little brothers.5:03 AM Oct 31st from UberTwitter
  10. At Jack's Halloween party, one mom commented that the craft was "great for fine motor skills" and I was all...huh? (Mother of the year!)11:31 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  11. Gearing up for epic battle this morning.Halloween parade at school w/forced dress up=automatic freak out will ensue with Megan in 3...2...13:51 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  12. Thinking the purchase of a dog (and fence for dog) may turn out to be a cost savings for us. Haven't been out to dinner since we got him!3:10 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  13. RT @Armano: “ Please Help Us Help The Loveless Family - http://bit.ly/3b8csu” -@kenburbary3:05 AM Oct 28th from UberTwitter
  14. @allanschoenberg Sounds like it is time for a study to see if the average weight of Icelandic people drops drastically! :)4:38 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter in reply to allanschoenberg
  15. Didn't make it to the ATM yesterday so debated "borrowing" $ from Megan for my morning coffee.Opted to scrounge around for quarters instead.4:24 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter
  16. Jack: Mom, you are the supreme leader of the family. Megan: No-Dad is. Jack: Well, behind every great man is a greater woman!4:32 PM Oct 26th from UberTwitter
  17. Took dog out to pee and I looked over to see Jack peeing on a tree. When I asked him what he was doing he responded, "That's what guys do!"5:43 PM Oct 24th from UberTwitter
  18. Poor Jack.He's so happy to have a new dog but keeps getting sad about the fact that we"took George away from his family". My sensitive guy.5:33 PM Oct 24th from UberTwitter
  19. After getting our new dog...Me: So what do you think of George? Jack: I like him. I think me and him will be best pals!1:03 PM Oct 24th from UberTwitter
  20. RT @jaywachtel: George handling the car ride home w/ little stress... http://twitpic.com/mqq9m9:10 AM Oct 24th from UberTwitter