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  1. Every day will be like a holiday when my baby comes home to me. 9:29 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. Took me two hours to drive the 38 miles to work this morning. I never did see what was holding up all the traffic. 8:14 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. On GMA this morning a reporter said the Ft. Hood suspect was "shot by a female security guard" why mention her gender? 1:21 PM Nov 6th from web
  4. I don't know what's going on at Graham Central Station, but the women are lined up all the way down 2nd Ave. 15 women for every man in line 11:40 AM Nov 6th from web
  5. Watched Max in his performance as Papa Ge in "Once On This Island" last night. He was evil incarnate. 9:18 AM Nov 6th from web
  6. Happy Guy Fawkes Night! 6:51 AM Nov 5th from web
  7. Early today: "Papa! We'vebeeneatingPixieStix AND weinventeda NEW kindofPIXIESTIX!" 6:36 AM Nov 1st from web
  8. Oh No! Max & I went all over Murfreesboro looking for pumpkins and couldn't find any. We may have to carve turnips this year. 5:28 PM Oct 30th from web
  9. Conversation over breakfast: Max: Fur is murder. Me: What's sausage? Max: Meat. Me: Meat is murder. Max: So? 3:58 AM Oct 30th from web
  10. Max has decided that he is a mythological creature exterminator. He just offered to get rid of the hobgoblin that's living in my bedroom. 5:53 PM Oct 29th from web
  11. Crowded bus this morning and I ended up standing until the first stop. Apologies to the lady who had to stare at my butt for ten minutes. 5:56 AM Oct 28th from web
  12. Today is mom's birthday. She finally admits to being 40, which makes her a year younger than I am. 9:31 AM Oct 26th from web
  13. Woo Hoo! I just got word that my email address won $850,000 in a lottery I don't even remember entering! This is gonna be a great weekend! 11:39 AM Oct 23rd from web
  14. @NeilOrne Hey, Neil, I've got a story to pitch to you about a Spring Hill company that's made a product to help train Olympic athletes 10:26 AM Oct 22nd from web
  15. My son Max said he's picked out a stage name – Chocolate Thunder. 6:52 AM Oct 20th from web
  16. Guy just delivered two copies of some off-brand yellow pages. I showed them to my boss who said "What do you do with those anymore?" *shrug* 2:20 PM Oct 16th from web
  17. Max lost a tooth yesterday. He said "Should I put it under my pillow wink wink?" Tooth fairy doesn't visit little boys who say "wink wink." 11:09 AM Oct 14th from Ping.fm
  18. My cell phone and bladder conspired to wake me this morning a full four minutes before my alarm clock was supposed to. Happy hump day. 7:10 AM Oct 14th from Ping.fm
  19. It is a busy Monday. 10:54 AM Oct 12th from Ping.fm
  20. Facts learned from xkcd today: 14 year olds were born after Toy Story came out, kids born after "Aladdin" came out will turn 18 next year. 6:56 AM Oct 9th from web