justsayjolie
trying not to vomit.
| @Choire ARE YOU ON MY FERRY?!?!? (no I know you're not b/c mine is 2+ hours)(bleeerggg) |
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| packing for hingham: bring cigarettes. the suburbs make me want to smoke. |
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| There are a hundred teenagers on his trolley and it smells like cotton candy. Is that how teenagers smell now? God damn anti-smoking laws! |
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| I'm weeping at the NBC News. The NEWS. Is making me weep. HORMONES. |
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| @all_in_green (and I'm worried if you do your eyes might drop out of your head just before it explodes) |
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| @all_in_green Ooh. I can't get behind that because someone's already done it. (hint: starts with a D ends with an OOCE.) |
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| Some little girl just kicked (literally KICKED!) her sister off the subway seat they were sharing. Awesome. |
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| dear hyperlinks in my excel spreadsheet: GO AWAY |
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| I think I just belted out part of "leather & lace" on the T. Oooops! |
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| @all_in_green OMG is he okay? is Baby okay? this is chilling news for a lovie-lover such as myself. I think I'll buy Teddy a treat tomorrow. |
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| "Ronald, email is for geeks and pedophiles." |
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| why can't I not watch Cruel Intentions when it's on my TV? |
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| why are my iPod headphones in my weed bag? |
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| cute boy. ill-fitting trousers. such a shame. |
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| ohmygod potatoes are sooooo good. with cheese especially. and bacon. |
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| drinking, crafting, blogging, cleaning, listening to liz phair. the usual. |
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| so sped right now. oh ouch. gawkers drink too much... |
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| youch! Bikini waxes are bad enough without being stabbed in the vagina with fingernails! |
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| it's a good thing I decided to renew my interest in twitter since tumblr is down. tuuuuumblrrrrrrr! come back to me! |
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