justkramer
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I had to dress my nephew for his xmas play. He says "mom forgot my staff. Now Im just a shepherd who lost his
26 minutes ago
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if certain people call me "kiddo" they get a higher level of respect from me. Others...they get kicked in the nuts for being an idiot.
about 1 hour ago
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Looks like Tiger's hit more than just a hole in one.
about 7 hours ago
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I slept with Tiger Woods, too.
about 9 hours ago
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I got my FIRST Christmas present of the season. It brought me to tears...
about 10 hours ago
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There's a smile when the pain comes.... ♫
about 22 hours ago
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Golden Spoon frozen yogurt is healthy, low fat and delicious. And its even better with fudge and reese's on it.
about 23 hours ago
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RT @: @ the red is to celebrate AIDS day and anal. <-- LMAO
6:04 PM Dec 1st
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Not knowing what the red tweets mean makes me happy I'm not THAT engulfed in twitter. (will someone please tell me ASAP before I go nuts?!)
5:41 PM Dec 1st
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The worst part about my dog eating my entire loaf of banana bread off the counter isn't that I didn't get any, it's her HORRIBLE FARTS.
4:50 PM Dec 1st
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@ Fact: Did you know 38% of tweets happen while on the toilet?Ok, that isn't a fact but probably still true. (I'm on the toilet)
2:57 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to johncmayer
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There's no crying in baseball! Luckily our Tuesday morning sales meetings are nothing like baseball so I don't really feel bad.
6:35 AM Dec 1st
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I could play this everyday cause this one never gets old... ♫
10:54 PM Nov 30th
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- @ - When I was like 19 this was one of my favorite songs. Ok, I mean when I was 31. ♫
10:03 PM Nov 30th
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I'm thinking about finding a holiday boyfriend. Not for the presents, I just really want someone to put up my Christmas lights for me.
9:34 PM Nov 30th
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Poop tweets are always funny --> RT @: Can you get a sonogram for an unborn poop?
5:34 PM Nov 30th
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I was thinking that I should tweet more about positive things, but there's really not a lot that's funny about those things.
12:50 PM Nov 30th
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Dear inconsiderate asshole, I was kidding when I said I hoped you enjoyed Thanksgiving. I hope your turkey sucked.
12:26 PM Nov 30th
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Today was one of those days I wished some things were different. Especially my middle name and also my entire life.
7:09 PM Nov 29th
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These bitches hijacked our beer pong table. Shits about to go down.
11:09 AM Nov 29th
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- Name Daena Kramer
- Location Las Vegas
- Web http://www.justkr...
- Bio I don't care what you're doing unless it's funny. I have a blog at justkramer.wordpress.com with more useless info riddled with sarcasm. facebook.com/justkramer
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