justjessejames
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Dorothy: Blanche I'm glad we're alone. Theres something i think we should do.
Blanche: Dorothy I like you as a friend but I think I'll pass
about 1 hour ago
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@ Yep. Up. I'm more of a night owl than I wish I was actually. Not a great sleeper.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to ButchtasticKyle
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how in the WORLD do I find Golden Girls episodes I haven't seen?!? It feels like Christmas, only I don't have to hang out with my family.
about 2 hours ago
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@ although Violet doesnt know exactly, she knows, sky writing would only be redundant in a way... but very cool idea!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to freedomgrrrl
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@ I thought I signed up to follow u a while ago! so you know, after many a request, you can follow the Seal too: @
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to grrlchild
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@ Froggy is a drunk and we've known this for a long time. Let's get past denial and move towards breaking into his stash...
about 3 hours ago
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someone just found my blog searching, "the dog won't stop staring at me!" Oh google, you crack me up.
about 4 hours ago
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@ I tip anyone who hasn't mistaken me for a 14 year old boy and still wants some ID! So, yes, target employees, yes.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to saintchick
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@ Take it as a compliment while the youthful look is there. I tip anyone when they card me!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to saintchick
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@ If you barf on the carpet, so help me, I will never give you cheese ever again forever for at least a day!
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to justliketheSeal
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If @ ends up with more followers than me I will cry... but she will comfort me, so it will all work out...
about 5 hours ago
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@ I'm BORED!
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to souperjen24
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Maybe the Seal should have a twitter account? She can't type, as far as I know, but she talks a lot and she's funny as hell! Hmmm...
about 5 hours ago
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@ give me another glass or two and I'll be belligerent and drunk tweeting...
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to blazerwest
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@ i made the stew! I am the housewife these days. And yes there was A LOT of cheese, and to be honest the wine is flowing freely.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to blazerwest
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beef stew for breakfast, beef stew for lunch and yes folks, beef stew for dinner.
about 6 hours ago
from web
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@ holy cow, that sounds a bit more serious than your very casual tone. Also, when should I come over for dinner? Thanks.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to audaciaray
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ok folks, restless already... entertain me!... or something.
about 6 hours ago
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@ thanks. He was an old boy but it sucks none the less.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to saintchick
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@ I'm assuming that is 3 bottles of beer and not wine, yes? Speaking of, we need to grab a beer sometime, don't you think?
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to ButchtasticKyle
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