justintbrown
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Who's the fattest person on Earth with a high-profile job? I say Kansas football coach Mark Mangino; he's like a Volkswagen with a headset.
43 minutes ago
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With 60 seconds, I nearly put toothpaste on my comb and liquid soap on my toothbrush. I was wide awake, too, so there's no good excuse.
about 3 hours ago
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There's no magical explanation -- they're fat, slow, and delicious and thus, we eat them.
about 4 hours ago
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Man, I would be ROLLING in turkeys.
about 11 hours ago
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First of all: who's Adam Lambert? Secondly: don't answer.
about 11 hours ago
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I would like nothing more than to be wrong but Avatar is looking more and more like it will be a ridiculous misfire.
about 11 hours ago
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I just spent 20 minutes walking around "downtown" Accomac, Virginia. Initial reaction = it's cold.
about 19 hours ago
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My special Monday morning mixtape for YOU! Special!
about 24 hours ago
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Also: I am working like 14 hours today so... be prepared for a flurry of inane Tweetertons.
6:07 AM Nov 23rd
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In one sentence, Mike Ditka non-ironically described Brett Favre as "like a kid", "having fun", "a guy who loves the game", & "gunslinger".
5:34 AM Nov 23rd
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Good grief. RT @: Insane shot by Kobe over the backboard. —
7:12 PM Nov 22nd
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NBC is seriously doing an in-depth look back at the Pats' 4th-and-2 drive from last week. IT WAS A WEEK AGO. EVEN I DON'T CARE.
4:59 PM Nov 22nd
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Who would have guessed that scenes featuring ping-pong would be some of those most affected by advanced computer generated imagery?
1:56 PM Nov 22nd
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You know who's making a lot of money off of the Motorola Droid? George Lucas. He owns the trademark on the word 'droid'. Bang. Cash.
12:12 PM Nov 22nd
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So, are the Packers good or what? Make up your mind, Green Bay.
11:39 AM Nov 22nd
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Congratulations, Mr. Simms -- you are the fattest boy in camp.
11:35 AM Nov 22nd
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Comment from the Redskins' radio team before a play: "Romo might turn it over, here". Great insight, guys.
11:13 AM Nov 22nd
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I think the terms "storyline", "dramatic", "role", and "theater" get used more for sports commentary than film, theater, and television.
11:25 AM Nov 21st
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RT @: New on Primer: Five Reasons to Stop Panicking About the Fate of the World
9:18 PM Nov 20th
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Like the telemarketing "Don't Call" list, I would appreciate there to be a "Don't Show Me Christmas Commercials Before Thanksgiving" list.
4:02 PM Nov 19th
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- Name Justin Brown
- Location Virginia
- Web http://estebanwas...
- Bio Well, maybe it's just me but I don't feel like that person. I never did.
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